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WHO IS BIGTRUCKSERIES?
 

Bigtruckseriesreview (AKA Bigtruckseries  on websites that don't give you enough characters for your profile name) is a Youtube personality and 24/7 internet troll who believes that his political views, social commentary and interests stand above those of all others.  He firmly believes that he has "all of the answers" and could solve societies problems with proper application of force and terror.  He is a staunch Republican (registered),  fiscal conservative and registered gun owner (NRA).  He has no criminal record because he obeys the nation's laws - with the exception of a penchant for illegal street racing.  
He has lived in Shang Hai, China and attended China's ivy-league school FU DAN UNIVERSITY. He speaks, reads, writes and types Chinese. He used to date Chinese women - partly to improve his language skills and partly because of seeing Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon one too many times, but he's upgraded to White girls with hourglass bodies and fatasses. 

He has graduated with a M.S. in Geology and an M.S. in Physics. He currently holds a professional license in "Science: Adolescent Education K-12". 
He is highly skilled with explosives, firearms, homemade chemical weapons and  is to be considered EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.

He believes in using maximum force to solve problems. It can be easily seen in his choice of large, powerful SUV's or the cars he drives. He currently owns a Chrysler 300c 6.1-Liter SRT8 with a Vortec Supercharger which delivers 650 RWTQ and accelerates from 0 - 60 in just 4.5 seconds (Quarter mile in 10.9)  and he used to lease a Mercedes S550 which he recently traded for a Jaguar XJ-L with a V8 engine that produces 380 HP. 

WHAT ARE HIS VIEWS ON PROTECTING AMERICA'S BORDERS?

Bigtruckseries believes that the government is not serious about protecting the borders of the country. If he had control, he would quickly set up land mines, automated turrets, predator drones, Active denial "pain beams" and automated rocket launchers to protect his country from narco terrorists and assorted terrorists from the middle east attempting to sneak in through Canada and Mexico.  Bigtruckseries is anti-war because he believes a constant state of war weakens his country economically, but he is willing to invest in SPACE WARFARE: i.e. spacecraft capable of missile defense/particle beam offense using weapons developed by DARPA. 
 
"If I had the power, I'd make crossing AMerica's borders illegaly so dangerous it would be like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan"
 
WHAT ARE BIGTRUCKSERIES' PHYSICAL DIMENSIONS?
Bigtruckseries is approximately 6'6 (~2 Meters) and over 300 pounds - making him a formidable adversary. He has been trained in hand-to-hand combat  and riflery by Valley Forge Military Academy and currently benchpresses 400 pounds at his local gymnasium.  He must buy big cars because he's too tall for most. 
 
WHAT IS BIGTRUCKSERIES OCCUPATION?
As a small boy, bigtruckseries was interested in science and military/aviation. When he realized his dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist/ atomic weapons specialist and a NAVY pilot (after seeing Top Gun) were highly unlikely, he decided to work in the field of financial services. Bigtruckseries currently works in mortgages/loans with Capital One Bank under commission and makes more than $150,000  each year. He has many hobbies including ameteur shooting, illegal street racing  and aircraft. 
 
BIGTRUCK'S GAMING INTERESTS?
 
Bigtruckseries used to love Sony's Playstation but he felt cheated by the company after the in-house developer Singletrac was dissolved - leaving him without a proper sequel to his favorite game WARHAWK (PS1).  At this point, Bigtruckseries has become virulently anti-SONY and has chosen Microsofts XBOX (over PS2) and XBOX 360 (over PS3).  HE will soon buy XBOX1 instead of PS4, because he considers SONY an inferior company with an inferior product. It also doesn't help that the controllers are too small for his massive, powerful hands  - and he therefore chooses Microsoft's larger controllers with their arguably better positioned left thumb stick. 
 
BIGTRUCKSERIES ONLINE PRESENCE
 
Bigtruckseries realized long ago that fast, powerful cars and electronics reviews tested very well with the public and that he could earn money on shopping dot com and youtube by posting videos involving guns, cars and electronics. He currently operates a Youtube channel that has almost  reached 3 million views and earns him $500 a month (minimum) - with a subscriber base over 1500 and growing. 
He has effectively turned trolling into real-world cash in ways that not even pyramid schemes such as "Pre Paid Legal" and "World Ventures" could have ever dreamed. 
 
 
BIGTRUCKSERIES NET WORTH

Bigtruckseries has a net worth over $750,000. This is due to him selling real estate left to him by his deceased relatives and purchasing stock in several companies including APPLE, TESLA and FORD MOTORS.  Many shares he purchased were during the financial collapse between 2006 and 2008. Along with his partners, he has seen gains previously unheard of in the market. 


FAVORITE MOVIES
Predator, Predator2,  Robocop, Robocop 2, Aliens, Equilibrium,  TAKESHI KITANO'S: Outrage, Outrage Beyond, Brother, Zatoichi, Violent Cop.   Sideways, Snatch, 007 films,  Conspiracy(HBO)




FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Exosquad Babylon 5, Beavis & Butthead,  Teknoman,  The Sopranos, Space: Above & Beyond, 



FAVORITE GAMES
 
CRYSIS, DUKE NUKEM 3D, COUNTER STRIKE, Chess, SPLINTER CELL, MORTAL KOMBAT


WHY IS HE A REPUBLICAN?

Bigtruckseries HATES THE MODERN WELFARE STATE. He figures: if he can work, everyone else should have to work to get whatever they desire too. Handing checks to people for nothing disgusts him and has caused him to develop a strong hatred towards democrats and liberals supporting the welfare state.  

Due to his background in the sciences, he recognizes liberal propaganda when he sees it. There is nothing "green" about electric cars for example. He sees the world's waste and psychological obsolescence leading to rampant consumerism as more dangerous to the planet than a few SUVs could ever be.  Recycling may clean the ecosystem, but it ultimately does more damage to the environment due to low-mpg recycling trucks being used to collect the trash - and the energy required to sort it. 

Bigtruckseries believes that the currently elected representatives DO NOT BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION and are trying to take away his rights to free speech and his ability to own assault rifles - which are actually just semi-automatic long rifles. 


WHERE DOES HE LIVE?

Bigtruckseries owns an apartment in Manhattan and two houses in Queens, NY (one of which is an investment property he is renting a to a Dominican couple. 

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