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Finally Broke My Crowdfunding Rule
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I've had a long-standing rule to avoid getting involved in any sort of crowdfunded activities.  I didn't donate to Shadowrun or Wasteland, but I did buy and enjoy both of them (I'm plugging both of those games right now, just so you know they're good).  I haven't...

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Posted on Monday, November 21 2005 @ 23:34:46 Eastern



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Mmm, naked.
Posted on Sunday, November 20 2005 @ 19:07:03 Eastern


As a lot of people may be aware, clothing is optional. A quick look around on the Internet only proves my point.

The Federation of Canadian Naturists is a site that proves Canadians have small penises in winter.
I think this could be illegal in other countries...

But to get to my very big point, with all those nudists out there, don't they find crumbs in their beards annoying? You see bikers that have problems eating soup or other things. And they might occassionally pull a pidgeon out of it to wipe their brow. But eating naked... do they just stand up and wipe all the crumbs out? WHAT ABOUT A PICNIC? I wouldn't want ants crawling about my nethers. Adam and Eve didn't have to worry about this because bread didn't exist back then. No crumbs, only bits of apple. And the occasional snake.
I only say this as I sit here eating a bread roll naked, and crumbs falling in places I'd rather they wouldn't. So if you have any images of people shooting foxes please mail them to malakian@gmail.com



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What to write?
Posted on Sunday, November 20 2005 @ 18:34:02 Eastern

Today I start off by admitting that I have sinned. Well, since I do not know any sins I am just presuming that I have. Let me take you back... way way back..

The year is 1998. You turn your television on somewhere around the 23rd of September.
Fat Abbot: Hey, Hey, Hey, what’s goin down ya'll?
Rudy: Man Fat Abbot, what you doin on this side of the hood?
Fat Abbot: Ya know somethin’ Rudy? You're like school in summertime.
Rudy: School in summertime?
Fat Abbot: Yeah *****, school in summertime, open ya *beep* ears *beep* whore, I'll pop your ***** ass.
Dumb Donald Clone: I'ma pop-a your-a *****-a ass-a to-ba.......*****a!

SOUTH PARK! This is why I think I have sinned. I did something that was on South Park. What episode is this from? Why.. it could be any. But I have to admit it is the one where a dare is asked... a dare to put a stick in a pee-hole. And that is about as much as I am saying besides.. it hurt.

Today? I have done nothing today. I recommend doing stuff though! 24 degrees of delicious. KEL HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE INTERNET FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK! And in one week she is going to America, so basically I won't be seeing her for about 80 days. Well, I guess she will be on some times in America and definitely before she goes again, but I am allowed to pretend it's going to be longer than it is.

I guess that is it for today. PEACE OUT BROS!



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Ants Attack!
Posted on Friday, November 18 2005 @ 17:33:24 Eastern

I have an ant problem...

Well ... I did. If my freezer was a level on let's say, Sim City, these ants were one step from flying into space. Here is the story of my ant colony which almost took over the world.

I have a fridge, a freezer, ...   read more...

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Nexus Newb
Posted on Monday, October 31 2005 @ 18:16:01 Eastern

The French have a word for people like me (well two words) "Le Newb". It's been 3 weeks since I started slaying squirrels, delivering death to dogs, raping rabbits, and whatever other amazing alliteration you can use to describe killing tiny creature...   read more...

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