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Omg! It's a Rant about a Rant
Posted on Wednesday, January 21 2009 @ 06:15:01 PST

So as many of you may know, Cancer is one of many diseases in the U.S that has no cure, and kills thousands a day. So i was wondering what causes cancer nowadays because everywhere i look something causes cancer. So i made this rant of how pathetic some items/goods may cause cancer. Here are 2 fine examples


Deodorant: Omg are you serious!? Deodorant the stuff that you put under your armpits to make you smell better causes cancer...Get out of here. Out of all products that make you smell good...Deodorant causes cancer.

But Ughrochester Sir, how is that possible? Well Junior, theres little fragments of aluminum inside that make attach to your armpits and cause cancer. So yeah you have to worry about what kind of deodorant you use. Not only does Axe gets you laid, an Axe also kills you!

Microwave Oven: Come on are you ridiculous?! How is that possible, the stuff i put in my microwave just so i can heat up can cause cancer! I just want to eat my food safely without getting cancer (cries) please let it end!

Ughrochester sir, sorry but how does this cause cancer? Well sonny, how does your food heat up? I don't know how does it? Well sonny the water molecules are vibrating from these microwaves. they vibrate so fast it heats it up. But how does this cause cancer Ughrochester? Well apparently if you stand to close to the microwave and look inside of it, little bits of radiation may enter into you. Sorry sonny i guess everything is causing cancer

The next thing you know video games are going to cause cancer...Wait a second they already mention that. The stuff inside many video game consoles may cause cancer if you broke the system by slamming it OH NO!!!!

So yeah, i'm getting p.o because people are getting more worried about getting cancer each and everyday. If you get cancer...Sucks to be you, i'll feel bad you got cancer yeah, but i won't feel bad of where you got it. People smoke and smoke and smoking somehow causes cancer. If a person wants to smoke and get cancer, let the person smoke and get cancer...but once they get cancer don't go running to the health department and say "I got cancer help me help (Cries) (Cries)" Boo Hoo its your own damn fault, sucks to be you

I'm tired of all these products that are getting cancer, do you know (if you live by me) The water you drink may cause cancer, Well F*** you! i don't care if i get cancer from drinking water. Were 75% made of water anyways, so might as well have cancer already!

So please, if there's something that causes cancer, don't tell us about it. That way no will have to worry about what they should and shouldn't buy all because something can harm you. All of todays items may just say it causes cancer. I'm tired of it

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