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Posted on 09/25/14
I had planned to write something about the Borderlands series, but that will have to wait. I have something I need to get off my chest first. It's very personal, and I hope the two or three of you who follow my sparse blog will spare me this moment. I joked in my review for the bizarre...

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Pwned writes to Pwner
Posted on Thursday, January 28 2010 @ 23:14:03 Eastern

"As I attended the support group for pwned victims
We decided the best way to help resolve and regain our freedom
 is to face our pwners..."

Dear Pwner,

 As a result of being pwned from you last week, I had the ability to grow balls and step up to pwners like yourself. Ever since you called me a; “FAG!” “NOOB!” “GLITCHER!” etc, I began to think the insults you placed in front of me was just to see how “comical” it would be for you to get someone like me upset over and online game. I’m writing you this letter to help your vocabulary, and to help you understand that these words can be more offensive than you thought.  

First off, those insults you screamed in your mic can be very offensive to other gamers. You might not be aware of what they mean so I’m going to help you out. Being called a “FAG!” is not offensive to me, I’m completely straight, but it doesn’t mean the listeners aren’t straight. There are few famous celebrities that would slap your ass for calling people “FAG!” over an online game. Ellen DeGenerous, the comedian and talk show host, would probably find ways to make you understand how being called a “FAG!” would be offensive to the homosexual community.

 

Being called a “NOOB!” is completely childish of you to scream in the mic all because your ass was pwned by a beginner. There’s no reason for you to insult a beginner for kicking your ass in a video game, that’s completely ignorant of you to not appreciate the new players to the community. Unlike you, I would never get irritated and scream that bizarre word in the mic, no instead I would most likely wait until the end of the match and congratulate the new player in hopes he would have a positive feedback about me and who knows, I might even accept his friend request because I wouldn’t be a complete douche.

 

And for the word “GLITCHER!” I apologize but these are the type of players you’re just going to have to sit back and relax as they try to find bugs or “glitches” in the game. Yes they can use the glitch in a (n) advantage, but they’re also helping out the developers of the game by finding the glitches, and posting them on the internet (usually in forum boards). Not only are other players reading the information, I guarantee developers are searching and finding the information in hopes of providing a better quality to the game

I apologize for calling you offensive names, I’m supposed to share I was at a support group for players who had these certain issues happening. As a result, I was supposed to vent and help regain dignity by writing this letter to a pwner. But why do we need to call each other players these offensive and inappropriate names? I found a solution. Instead of calling me a “FAG!” Why don’t you just simply say, “DAMN IT! GREAT JOB!” Instead of calling me a “NOOB!” Just peacefully scream, “DAMN IT! GREAT JOB NEW PLAYER!” Instead of screaming “GLITCHER!” Please just simply scream, “AMAZING JOB FOR FINDING THAT GLITCH! If that player takes advantage of the glitch, just report the user for cheating.

 

Not only are you using those names incorrectly, you’re also violating rules. The terms/services that you agreed to in order to play online, you’re completely violating those rules and therefore the consequences could lead to you being banned from their network. I’m sure you don’t want to be banned or suspended in other way, but please for your own safety, learn a new vocabulary of insults. Video Games are great to compete in, but pwners like you ruin the whole community for everyone. So as a warning, please quit pwning people like that. Just simply go after someone else and let the competition stay glory. Thanks for reading this, sincerely,

The Pwned Victim

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Guitar Hero: Van Halen Unreleased Feature
Posted on Sunday, November 1 2009 @ 11:39:08 Eastern

Aw screw it, let’s just Jump!   Welcome to Guitar Hero: Van Halen, you’re now going to be rocking out to another legend of rock n roll. Not only are you going to be playing the 25 epic Van Halen’s tracks, you’re going to be playing couple of Eddie’s signature solos such as “Eruption" and "Cathedral.” Other than the list of Van Halen’s songs being able to play, you’re option to play 19 other artists such as Queen, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, and so on. So let’s “Jump” into the excitement shall we. After playing Guitar Hero: Van Halen, you begin to realize what has changed? What has happen to the special features? All of these are a mystery. This mystery makes you so controversial to what make have actually been added to the game series. My god haven’t they add the option to video record so you can upload your own special video to their website? The only new feature I saw was lamer than Andy Dick’s comedy and this feature is “Eddie’s Guitar Soundboard.” This feature allows you to fool around with some of the chords Eddie has played through out the years. Nothing too proud of have been added to the game This is like having a prostitute sleep with you; no matter how much you paid for the pleasure, you’re still shameful you paid for it. I do apologize, but it’s difficult to explain how nothing was featured without using a sense of humor   Now this little feature I created wasn’t just to give the short information upon the game itself, this feature also provides you the source of how upsetting receiving the game in the mail was. Receiving the unreleased bologna couple weeks ago was a path to see how cheap and pathetic Activision is.
First they didn’t give me a decent case. They just stuck the game into cardboard “For promotion only not for resale” piece of crap that can easily be destroyed. So I didn’t lose or have my game destroyed from having it stay in this crap case. I had to create my own cover and use one of my old Xbox game case. Oh it doesn’t stop getting comical there. I was searching for my game manual. I searched package of the shipment. I looked inside that crap case, I yet to find my manual. I then looked to see if would inform me about my manual on the back of the case and sure enough I found the information. Not only do they give you a crap case, you must find a source of the internet to download the manual. Now they’re too cheap to print out a manual for you too? That’s pretty low. Sure the production of the creating of advertisements and art has to be made still, but come on you’re not going to ship me out a manual either?   Instead of playing just the melody of the songs in Guitar Hero 5, they manage to fix that situation so you can play the guitarist parts with your controller. Also whenever you hit the wrong note, you can recover faster. In the previous games (if you played on expert or hard), you recover fast, but when you hit the wrong note, you ended up skipping more notes. That part to me a great improvement for the audience behind you. They don’t have to listen to the “song screwing up” effect (I know you can lower the audio) and get disgusted. I feel this game would be great for the Van Halen fans out there. I wouldn’t recommend buying this game unless they added more. Until then, this is the same exact setup like Guitar Hero: Metallica. Just let Jamie cry and you may come out a survivor. Get ready to rock again December 22nd, 2009

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"Guitar Hero 5 Deal: Worth It?"
Posted on Wednesday, September 16 2009 @ 02:08:27 Eastern

So I bought my "Guitar Hero 5" a couple weeks ago (since my other versions have been destroyed by bumping into my Xbox 360) and I already have heard about, “If you buy Guitar Hero 5, you will receive the unreleased Guitar Hero: Van Halen!” I knew there was a catch to it; I thought maybe you would receive a DLC for the entire track list of Guitar Hero: Van Halen. With a surprise, I was wrong. But, instead I received much more objectives to complete before receiving my “unreleased game”

 

As soon as I came home from buying my 2 for 1 deal, I quickly ran to my lair to see what I need to do. I looked at the package and peeled the sticker I had to peel off, “Go to this website and to redeem the code” Um what code are they talking about? I went to the website and found out there was a code on the back of Guitar Hero 5 Manual. So I filled out the required information. It then mentioned I need these 3 items; The Sticker that I had to peel off of the package, my receipt, and a barcode of the information I just typed in. First off, I had to dig around the trash for the receipt. They could have mentioned before hand, but I guess that maybe common sense I don’t have. This barcode that I had to print out was a pain in the arse. I had no ink whatsoever and so I had to drive back to Staples for a black ink cartridge that made me lose 43 dollars. So after completing all these tasks, I now had to put these in an envelope (who does this now?) and send the information to their company. They then told me, “Once we received the information, it will take 4-6 weeks to process.” Oh my god, I’m finished now I have to waste time while waiting.

 

When I bought Guitar Hero 5, I wasn’t just buying the game for another game for free. I wanted a game that will allow me to enjoy myself for a while. I just recently played “Batman: Arkham Asylum” and I must say the effects and creativity of the game was definitely well done. It was well enough for me to write a review about it. Nonetheless I needed a game that will satisfy my cravings before “Halo 3: ODST” comes out. When I bought Guitar Hero 5, I thought I was getting a better version since the last one I play (Guitar Hero: World Tour). Instead I get a game that doesn’t even have that much guitar rocking solos. How can you call the game “Guitar Hero” if there aren’t that many guitar songs/parts of songs. Elton John doesn’t play the guitar does he? No, he plays his sound-soothing piano. I completely agree on pod cast 77 when Blake complained the fact “Guitar Hero,” isn’t really “Guitar Hero” anymore. The game I thought would be pleasant turns out they only improved the graphics in the background (you’re not supposed to pay attention to anyways or you lose notes) and the ability to create an avatar or even use your XBL avatar, other than that it’s a terrible version of the Guitar Hero series.

 

So was it worth buying the 2 for 1 deal? I don’t think so. All the hassle I have done I won’t received my game until early November or late November!? What grinds my gears are the game releases December 22nd and it isn’t that far away when I do receive it. So yes, this deal isn’t worth it because I’m positive their going to end up with a Guitar Hero 5/ Guitar Hero: Van Halen bundle.



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I love A&T Whores
Posted on Friday, August 14 2009 @ 11:47:46 Eastern

Commenting on MattAY's achievement whore winning vox pop, I came to with a hypothesis stating "Achievement and Trophy Whores" can actually be a great idea. Yes, yes I know I could have posted this as comment in MattAY's blog but I felt t...   read more...

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7 Minutes with Batman: Arkham Asylum Demo
Posted on Tuesday, June 16 2009 @ 12:16:42 Eastern

Last week I was on my way to receive my Prototype game for the Xbox 360 console, when I went to give my receipt to a fellow GameStop employee. He informed me about the new releases (which I already heard and didn't bother me because h...   read more...

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Movies based on video games.
Posted on Monday, March 9 2009 @ 15:23:57 Eastern

So we saw movies that are based upon a video game. Some of the video games are quite remarkable and thus they have entered the minds of film makers alike. So how many movies are the fellow movie industry going to create?

Thanks to fellow G...   read more...

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Carrying your DLC
Posted on Monday, February 16 2009 @ 16:18:12 Eastern

*Before i type this, i'm calling the cards that have a special code that allows you two download special characters,weopons, maps etc. I call DLC cards.

As i continue my mischief mayhem on Xbox Live, I been searching for newer games to buy...   read more...

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Remaking and You For Dummies
Posted on Thursday, February 5 2009 @ 19:15:51 Eastern

So I been watching and playing games for the last 14 years. I've noticed the ideas of a game is soon losing its touch and fading away. There are so many great games out there. Some are not as worthy, and some are but they're not apart of a series ...   read more...

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Talking To myself. Myself and I
Posted on Friday, January 30 2009 @ 14:34:39 Eastern

So basically because i'm bored out of my mind i'm going to talk to myself for 10 minutes! Good Luck UghRochester, You're rooting for yourself!

 

Hey! You there on the computer, Yes Ughrochester You! Yes i know you're typing th...   read more...

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Omg! It's a Rant about a Rant
Posted on Wednesday, January 21 2009 @ 06:15:01 Eastern

So as many of you may know, Cancer is one of many diseases in the U.S that has no cure, and kills thousands a day. So i was wondering what causes cancer nowadays because everywhere i look something causes cancer. So i made this rant of how patheti...   read more...

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