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3 steps for man, 3 giant leaps for easy going trips
Posted on Sunday, October 19 2008 @ 09:36:12 Eastern

So nowadays, many people go on vacation or take long trips to see an old relative or just go to have fun. If you're not the driver but yet the carry along passagenger in this tendre. I have some helpful tips before you go out for the long road trip. Take a look at my 3 step list, this should help the family/friends in many ways

1. When you're leaving, please use the restroom first. You friends/family will get mad that a couple miles away they have to pull over to let you take a number one or two in the bush.

2.  Make sure you pack a day before. This way you will be able to have time to think of what you will need. Fact. I feel bad saying this, but most men like myself, just want to get to point A to point B. They won't  worry what to pack. As long as their there on time will accomplish his goals. Ladies, do us a favor and help us out.

3. How many of you like listening to music? How many of you listened to your mom/dad sing a little kids' song while driving on that trip? Most of you might have said yes to either one or both of those questions. The reason why i said that follows up with number 2 rule. Instead of trying not to listen to those pathetic songs. Make sure you pack your handheld entertainment. This can be anything from a classic Gameboy, PSP, Ipod, Zune, etc. That way you won't be bored and survive that trip

Hopefully my 3 step tips will get you through the long trip. Now you're ready and the way your long trip goes. Good luck and have a blast.



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Bowser and the secret apprentice.
Posted on Tuesday, September 23 2008 @ 13:48:45 Eastern

So basically i'm came to a wondering thought of what if that letter that Peach sent to Mario in Nintendo 64's Super Mario 64 was sent to someone else. So here's what has came in my head as i was typing.

(Peach's Letter)

Dear Mario,

As you already noticed I always need your help. The First time i needed you, it was because of Bowser. Second time i needed you, it was because of Bowser. The third time i needed you...well let's just face it. Bowser have dispupted our sex life. I haven't even got to sleep with you yet. I mean that one time in Mushroom Kingdom i ran into your brother Luigi and as it turns out. He had an L on his hat, so i figured it meant loser. But you had and M on your hat and i thought it meant Man, I figured you were my Man. I really enjoy my seconds with you before we're departed again...

I'm sorry to tell you this but Bowser returned and i need your help again. Bowser is planning on using his trained secret apprentice to KILL you. O my i can't take it anymore please come and get me. I'm somehow locked in this dungeon...again. Please rescue me, Love Peach.

P.S I hope this gets to you.(end of letter)

 

(Letter from a Sassy Big Fat Lady)

Dear Hoe,

I don't know why yall sent me this letter. I don't even know wtf that this is that flew over my house with some sort of fishing hook...or that cloud that thing somehow drove. I don't know wtf this is all about. Is this some type of gang crap. Is Bowser the big boss you guys are all scarred of and won't get money to him. OR is he your pimp and you owe his ass money because you can't give it to guys no more since you were used up

Who's this Mario guy? Hmm Hmm man this guy protecting your ass all the time definately sounds like he's your pimp. But Bowser sounds like a pimp as well. What you'll all going to do have a pimp war?? Bitch you guys are definately on drugs, Mushroom Kingdom, now that's a place where you get your shrooms. So you guys carry on and the next time i see that flying **** around my house again I'm going to get my 9mm and shoot down his ass. So you guys go and have your pimp war and plus Secret Apprentice. What is that?? you guys watchin Donald Trump stoned?? Please for hope's sake go and take my words. Put them in your ears and close your ears. Then take your mouths and take a needle and thread and sew them up so you'll all have my words in your head and nothing to get you in your head. Alright Hoe? 

P.S I'm serious if i get another letter, your ass is pounded 

 

 



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Brookes Was Here
Posted on Saturday, September 6 2008 @ 13:07:13 Eastern

As I try to do my job at my first/worst job ever...McDonald's. I try to become more updated with today's many technological advances we have been delivered each and every day. Some of the technology may actually help us out in the future, such as a car that runs on water, or ever the oil from the fryer we cook our fries in at work. Even building of robots that could help with our work. These technological advances are the kind of technology i'm looking forward to. But, some technology is a bit too advanced and would be a major pain in the butt if a bad person such as Shredder to get his hands on.

What Kind of technology is bad?? The kind i'm worrying about is having the ability too be invisible. Right now they haven't used it with humans yet, but when they do...What kind of people will buy?? Many armies could get their hands on it, use it for advantage and end up having the best sniping advantage. That may be a bad thing if someone who has power wants to gain more. Side from the invisibility cloak that's trying to be made. But, the way we use our money will be a problem too. I feel in less than 15 years we won't be using any cash but, rather use cards that can be scanned through a computer system. If they may happen, then the world's economic system will be extremely vulnerable. If ran on computer, many hackers could end up changing the world.

Do we really need to be more advanced in technology? Apparently they predicted that in December 2012 that for the first time ever the north and south poles will switch. They predict the magnetic forces that might happen make cause this major earthquake killing us all. Do you realize how many religious people are going crazy?? So yeah we are becoming more advanced in technology, but it's becoming too fast. So let's slow it down a bit shall we. Remember, there's more than meets the eye 



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The Rise of nothing original
Posted on Thursday, September 4 2008 @ 20:06:03 Eastern

I have noticed something. I've notice that the movies being created right now are movies that make fun of other movies ex. Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Scary Move,etc.  Not only are they just those kind of movies, but many movies that were cla...   read more...

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It's Alright:Hang In There!
Posted on Thursday, August 14 2008 @ 10:36:02 Eastern

From playing on Xbox live each and every day, i came to found out that many people damage their own console or controllers by getting repeatly slaughtered or losing extremely bad in a game.

Most people have a tendacy of flipping out over t...   read more...

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Press Your Luck
Posted on Tuesday, August 12 2008 @ 21:09:13 Eastern

So basically after i saw the midnight launches for Halo 3, Metal Gear Solid 4, Madden 09 etc. That many gamers are actually buying games to continue a series of that franchise rather than trying to look a for a new game in hopes of liking it.

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Acheivement Unlocked: Last Forum Post
Posted on Thursday, July 31 2008 @ 21:17:09 Eastern

I'm excited i finally got to have this secret achievement. I never actually earned acheivements in my life until just recently.

 

I was of course on GR forums, and i enter the General Gaming forum. I then saw a topic that...   read more...

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