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Chuck Norris Jokes
Posted on Tuesday, October 9 2007 @ 07:30:36 Eastern

Chuck Norris jokes. I love 'em so here are a few of my favourites:

-> Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite; Chuck Norris bites frost
-> Chuck Norris can judge a book by it's cover
-> Chuck Norris doesn't teabag; he potato sacks
-> Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in three moves
-> Chuck Norris can divide by zero
-> Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
-> Chuck Norris has cowboy boots made of real cowboys
-> Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris
-> Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door


And finally...

-> On the 7th day God rested... then Chuck Norris took over

hope I've made someone smile

damo
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