More Reviews
REVIEWS Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D Review
Gamers have gone bananas for Nintendo's 3DS, but can this port of Retro Studios' 2010 Wii game make the jump to your portable?

Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
More Previews
PREVIEWS The Last of Us Preview
With Naughty Dog releasing a new IP in just a few short weeks, we got hands-on one more time. But don't worry: This is a spoiler-free preview.
Release Dates
NEW RELEASES GRiD 2
Release date: 05/28/13

Fuse
Release date: 05/28/13

Remember Me
Release date: 06/04/13

The Last of Us
Release date: 06/14/13


LATEST FEATURES Everything I Learned About Call of Duty: Ghosts Last Week
I wasn't allowed to talk about the new Infinity Ward game last week when I met with Activision, and I don't have much to say now that Xbox One spilled the beans.

Xbox Infinity: Everything (We Think) We Know About Microsoft's Next-Gen Console [Updated... Again]
Microsoft is pulling back the curtain on their next-gen gaming box tomorrow. Here's an updated look at what we're expecting to see.
MOST POPULAR FEATURES 7 Best Video Game Franchises Of All Time
Gaming is home to some incredible IPs. Here you'll find a slightly objective, yet heavily biased, list of the absolute best of the best.
 
Coming Soon

LEADERBOARD
Read More Member Blogs
FEATURED VOXPOP nick_olsen
Welcome home, Mario; we’ve missed you!
By nick_olsen
Posted on 05/13/13
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ] By Nick Olsen Co-founder, Theory of Gaming In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...

MEMBER BLOG

danielrbischoff danielrbischoff's Blog
PROFILE
Average Blog Rating:
[ Back to All Posts ]
iPhone 5 Review - iOS there for iAM
Posted on Wednesday, September 26 2012 @ 14:37:50 Eastern

This member blog post was promoted to the GameRevolution homepage.

[Don't worry, guys. This won't be in Vox Pop proper. But it's a fun review we thought would be good for the box. ~Ed. Nick]

It was the summer of... ****, what year was that? I honestly don't remember at this point. This is the iPhone 5, but there have actually been like... 9 or 10 of these things right? And then all that iPod crap. Whatever, it's the original iPhone launch, and I'm eagerly waiting in line to buy the original handset from the makers of all things Mac... for $600. Yes, I'm the early adoption sucker. You think Anthony is a chronic early-adopter? I had the bad habit beaten out of me that day in June.

But I was staring at my iPhone 4, just shy of a year and 6 months old last Friday and I just wasn't happy. Whenever an "S" type iPhone comes out, I'm OK without an upgrade. That doesn't mean they can't get me with even the slightest facelift.

That's what the iPhone 5 appears to be at first. It's a little longer, a little skinnier, a little lighter. One of my favorite new... "things" about the 5 is the way it returns to a metal back. My original iPhone was a tank, mostly thanks to the nearly complete metal backing. While that was a pain for the attenae to work though, it meant I didn't have to worry about cases. Pfffft... cases!

What's more, the black metal (at least on the black model) has a very welcome cobalt color, more midnight than true black. Combine the finely textured feel of the metal back with the diamond cut edge and it can feel like you're holding some sort of black monolith in your hands.

Woah, woah, woah. There's still a ways to go on the whole evolutionary ladder. One unfortunate change in the iOS 6 software is the loss of native Google Maps. Apple has ousted its Silicon Valley rival in favor of their own 3D, flyover, invasion of privacy maps service. Unfortunately, the loss means you'll no longer carry the public transportation map and schedule you used to. Yes, Google has a maps website formatted for iPhones, but this is an inconvenience.

Oh, and AT&T will charge you for every single neat thing you iPhone can do, if they can. Wanna share your phone service connection with your laptop? Hope you have the right data plan. The same goes for over-the-air Facetime.

Luckily, much of that is forgotten thanks to the newly extended screen. It seems silly, but the extra real estate is an effective, if odd, choice. While other handsets are expanding their screens both vertically and horizontally, the iPhone 5 sticks to a little extra length. This is actually of great benefit to a number of apps.

Notably enough, games manage to claim a number of improvements. Of the small selection that supports the new screen size, many have a cleaner play space where more information can be delivered to the end user. My thumbs are huge. I couldn't see **** before. Now Jetpack Joyride is just that.... A joyride. I'm coming for your score, Used.

I'm quite pleased with my iPhone 5. You obviously know if you're in the market for one. Will you be upgrading?
Comments
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
    I'd like to, I just don't have the money. Plus I want a 3ds XL. Ahh it's just not fair.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    Definitely get the 3DS XL first. It's a wonderful piece of hardware and the system library is growing every day.
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 4:00 pm
    Get shadow gun
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 5:15 pm
    Is that an app? Searching right now.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    Yeesh! $5.... Maybe later. I tend to sit and wait on paid-apps that are more than 99 cents.
  • TurinAlexander
    TurinAlexander

    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 4:02 pm
    I'm still rocking my Droid 2, though I'm looking to get the Droid 4 at some point. The hitch is that my current contract has unlimited data, but if I upgrade, I have to "upgrade" my contract. Which really means I get 2 gig a month for the same price as the the unlimited plan I have now. I checked my usage, and I don't even come close to 2 gig a month, but it's the principle of the thing. Verizon is the damn devil I tell you. They're also the only carrier in my area that has anything resembling decent coverage. Living out in the middle of nowhere may be relaxing, but it does have drawbacks. Anyway, Android or GTFO.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
    When I was grandfathered into unlimited data for my original iphone, i was reluctant at first too, but in reality 2GB is more than enough for the average user.
  • Sourdeez
    Sourdeez

    Joined: Feb 2012
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 6:32 pm
    Apple submitted a patent for the technology to turn off your camera in your iphone when at protests or other gatherings. http://rt.com/usa/news/apple-patent-phone-cel​l/
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    Crazy! Another example of corporate America run rampant.
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    Thats the apple killswitch I believe you can turn that off in sbs settings if you have jail broken your phone
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Resident evil 4 and dead trigger are alright games and command and conquer
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 8:11 pm
    I'll have to check out Command and Conquer. How does RE4 run?
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 1:17 am
    It's a really crappy phone version of re 4 that is only cosmetically similar, do not ever play it
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 9:52 pm
    I'm rockin' a Nokia Lumia 900 and the only thing I dislike about it is the goddamn ****ing stupid **** **** cockbag marketplace. Please, Microsoft, give me some ****ing apps that are both good AND free.
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Sep 26th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    Disclaimer: I've been drinking.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 10:20 am
    Cool! Friends DO let friend drink and comment.
  • Jobin_Wendy
    Jobin_Wendy

    Joined: Mar 2012
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 10:22 am
    Thanks for being understanding.
  • Kassen
    Kassen

    Joined: Aug 2012
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 3:18 am
    Got the samsung S3 not to long ago. Had an iphone 3 before that. Really enjoying it. Not bothered by the big size at all.
  • Fieperskaivu
    Fieperskaivu

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 8:38 am
    Agreed, I went to the S3 as it technically crushes the iPhone 5 and I have an iPod touch so I'm not missing out on the unarguably better Apple App Store. Really liking the phone and its not that its big, its that other phones seem tiny now!
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 10:21 am
    I did consider the S3, but I'm so invested in apps.
  • Imnickson
    Imnickson

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 9:34 pm
    I always point people toward pure Google phones (Nexus S) if they are new to the smart phone market. They are simple and easy to use when compared to bloatware phones like Galaxy's and HTC's (I have a S2). But like you said, if you have invested in apps on one platform or the other, it's really hard to switch. It would be awesome if purchasing the app on one market gave you access to it on the other, unfortunately we don't live in an ideal world.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
    No, we are very far from that ideal world.
  • dirty_f
    dirty_f

    Joined: Nov 2010
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    man i'm sick of hearing about iPhones. that Futurama episode is the perfect satire n one of my favourite episodes. Apple annoys me. yes, i am typing this on my macbook pro. but when this computer dies i'm definitely getting a pc... but that's mainly so i can play games on it. jesus...it's like 32 degrees c and i'm hungover as ****.
  • moretokes
    moretokes

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Sep 27th, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Good episode of Futurama : why is it called the iPhone? Let me install it and them ill explain. (rams device between eyeball and eye lid)
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2012 at 10:24 am
    Ha! I got a shout out in a review! I actually got the Jetpack Joyride high score on my iPad, which had a screen even larger than the iPhone 5, go figure.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 30th, 2012 at 3:46 pm
    Dammit Used! Always one-upping me.
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2012 at 4:31 pm
    I see no reason to get Iphone5. Not even sure what's better about it TBH - a slightly larger screen and a case that's easily blemished? No thanks. Especially after all the horror stories of how crappy it is. I'm also avoiding iOS 6 until they force me to download it or all my aps stop being compatable.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Sep 30th, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    Your apps shouldn't become incompatible, so you'll be good on iOS 5 for quite some time.

Post a Comment
LOGIN or REGISTER to post a comment or rate this article.
 
More On GameRevolution