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Why so serious? An open letter to the Bat
Posted on Saturday, August 2 2008 @ 10:10:19 Eastern

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Well Mr Batman I'm right where you wanted me; Arkham Asylum. Except I'm not where you want me. I, I complete you, I know I do and you know it too. What are you doing without me?! Walking around in your cave all bored and alone? Do you have a cave? Do you hang upside down when you sleep? HaHaHaHa! You're very... invested in the Bat thing. By the way Bat, I know you had a, a thing for Miss Dawes. The way you just THREW yourself after her from your penthouse screamed... love. So I just want to tell you that what happened to her was business, I just wanted you to find your weakness, no hard feelings. The explosion was... mesmerising. It's like I told Dent: I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't know why I do it, I don't even know what I'd do if I ever caught up to one! Thank you for an entertaining time, Bat. Ripping off mobsters doesn't have quite the same charm when you're not around and messing with the crazies is just boring. You should hear this place, Bat. Full of crazies you locked up and some who just think you caught them! HaHaHa! But I'm not crazy, I, I'm not. Did I ever tell you how I got my scars? I told the lovely Rachel, perhaps you can find out from her, HaHa! No but seriously, sorry for your loss. But doesn't it just fuel that fire inside you? Just imagine how much fun we're going to have when I get out of here. And I will get out of here Batman. I can't wait until I get to play with you again! HaHaHaHa!
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