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tomb raiders new face
Posted on Friday, August 29 2008 @ 03:43:41 Eastern

that allison carroll is certainly not hard on the eye's, what i'd rather see is lara croft sharing more than facial features with her.

lara's boobs have been ridiculous since day one, this allison carroll woman has far better shape and form especially when you factor in the gymnast background. the boobs aren't enormous but they're still fairly large. the body in general is much more inline with what an athletic lara should have as well.

the latest digital lara was the closest so far, but even her boobs were fairly generous. no woman that thin has natural boobs that big...they are fat, anorexia and big boobs just wont happen. not without silicone.

and anyone who has even remotely played tombraider would realise lara croft is not the kind of person who gets a boob job. there are many reasons to get breast augmentation, spelunking, base jumping and ropeless rock climbing don't come to mind. if anything i'd expect her to get a reduction if she had boobs that large. they aren't being used practically in her day to day, and would seriously interfere with her ability to explore tombs of any description.

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Jekkel
Joined: Apr 2006

Posted: Aug 29th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
I'm a 15 year old video gamers, and damn it, if it so happens that the female main character to one of my favorite all time video games series happens to have big boobs, by God, I say, let them stay.

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Primum_Mobile
Joined: Jan 2008

Posted: Aug 29th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
here's to boobs!

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deus_ignotus
Joined: Aug 2008

Posted: Aug 29th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I vote more boobage.

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radaclysm
Joined: Aug 2008

Posted: Aug 29th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
well. large bra sizes on small frames are rare but they do exist ( along with a bad back ) i am lucky enough to be able to brag about a fine lass that fits the description given! woo! still ima loser

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Nitewolf
Joined: Dec 2007

Posted: Aug 30th, 2008 at 2:39 am
for the record, the very first tomb raider had a relatively normal-sized lara. be it as it may, i never got what's so great about lara. maybe i'm not enough of a nerd after all.

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Lord_Fornelius
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Aug 30th, 2008 at 7:06 am
HmYou make a good point there. I don't understand why I didn't think of that before.

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mooseodeath
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Aug 30th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
i could be worng but didn't the first tomb raider have about 16 triangles for lara's entire torso area. they were restricted in size to a pyramid shape. if they could have hey would have filled her with so much silicone it leaked out her nostrils. as it stands i find tombraidier a little emabarrasing to play simply because as a 26 year old man, buying it makes me feel dirty. the issue for me is that the game is usually pretty good. dead or alive beach volleyball should make you feel grotty. that game is virtual softporn. tombraider should be trying to get itself taken seriously. it has the potential for it

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DKR1138
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Aug 31st, 2008 at 12:06 am
I like my tomb raider with a big featured body; feeling dirty for buying or even playing a game with a nicely racked main character is being way to self conscious of what people think of you, buy it and be proud of your purchase. if they give you a look, give them a hardy laugh. Tomb Raider acts as a serious game, I think its the insecurities of others that blows this side of the game out of proportion. Chill, play the games, and be happy.

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Nitewolf
Joined: Dec 2007

Posted: Sep 2nd, 2008 at 5:18 am
yeah it's possible the first tomb raider limited the size out of graphic-necessity. has been pretty long since i played it, so i dont really remember too well anyway. be it as it may, i fail to see how tomb raider has the potential to be taken seriously to begin with. it's basically a female indiana jones clone that (especially after those sad excuses for movies) obviously tries to appeal to the hormonally challenged male population.

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Odbarc
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Sep 2nd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
If you beat the game on Hard mode (lol) you unlock bigger breasts mode. If you play on easy, she get s flattened to a A cup for being a noob.

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