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My Job, in the style of Ke$ha!
Posted on Tuesday, April 27 2010 @ 08:00:42 Eastern

Wake up in the morning feelin pretty s----y
(Don't kill yourself)
grab my vest, climb in my shack, time to protect this city
(Control out)
I take a seat, rack a round, with my kevlar strapped
Cause if you touch my nukes, you aint comin back.

I'm talkin 9 strapped on my hip, hip
M4 within my grip, grip
40 mil on the tip, tip
Start poppin, shootin our favorite Hajjis
Trigger finger at the ready,
Starting to get a little bit itchy...


Oh s---, here they come
Come on lets blow these f----rs up,
That's right! That's one down
Damn, they fallin all around
Dropped mag, slam one home
Man the shootin don't stop, no

Oh s---, here they come
Come on lets blow these b----es up,
That's right! Kill 'em all
Sprayin guts from wall to wall,
drop the mag, slam one home
Man the shootin don't stop, no

Aint got a prayer in the world, but got plenty of rounds
Ain't got no faith in this base, but they're already here!
And now the dudes are piling up, because they can't get near
We just leave 'em in the trenches, until they all smell weird.

I'm talkin hummer chargin down the line, line
Gun's goin off inside, side
Gonna cap 'em all every day, day.

Now, we shootin till the belt runs out, out,
Or the hajji's shut us down, down,
Hajji's shut us down, down,
Hajji shut us

Oh S---! Here they come!
Come on lets blow these f----rs up!
That's right! There's one down,
man they fallin all around
Drop the mag, slam one home
man the shooting don't stop, no

Oh s---, here they come
Come on lets blow these b----es up,
That's right! Kill 'em all
Sprayin guts from wall to wall,
drop the mag, slam one home
Man the shootin don't stop, no

I said "I'm out!"
he said "Take mine!
Its my last
I don't need it anyway!"

I said "No way!"
He said "Look down!
Can't you see
my legs aren't with me?"

I took his mag
and slapped the bolt
my heart, it pounds,
Yeah they got him =(

With my gun up
Put your hands up,
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP

Now, the tracer lit that ****er's head on fire

Oh S---! Here they come!
Come on lets blow these f----rs up!
That's right! There's one down,
man they fallin all around
Drop the mag, slam one home
man the shooting don't stop, no

Oh s---, here they come
Come on lets blow these b----es up,
That's right! Kill 'em all
Sprayin guts from wall to wall,
drop the mag, slam one home
Man the shootin don't stop, no

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