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JABBERWOCKY
Posted on Sunday, January 4 2015 @ 13:26:40 Eastern

JABBERWOCKY Lewis Carroll (from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
  And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
  The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
  The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
  The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
  And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
  Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
  He chortled in his joy.
 

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Vet visit
Posted on Saturday, June 21 2014 @ 13:01:28 Eastern

The Duck is Dead Lady!
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet.
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
 

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Guest Blog
Posted on Monday, March 24 2014 @ 14:19:06 Eastern

TINYMHG's BLOG

  Today we have a guest blogger with us. Cuddles the cat, yes my very own little baby cat. She is brought to you today by the miracle of animal to human and human to animal translation technology. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I24bSteJpw&feature=player_embedded)

Hello, my name is Cuddles. I am a seven year old female cat, and have been living with the human you know as tinymhg, but his real name is (redacted for security reasons). He is so mean to me. Can you please help me? He makes me eat dry food. Will you save me from this monster? Try talking him into giving me wet food. And let him know I should get better treats than the ones he feeds me, yuck. Hey was then a squirrel, gotta go.
 
Okay then. Thank you Cuddles. You are now free to go about life.

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Are you an addict? [UPDATE:] April 11, 2014
Posted on Friday, March 14 2014 @ 14:42:53 Eastern

~I went to the doctor and complained of a pain in my wrist. He then asked me several questions about my pain, where is it exactly, describe the pain, is it constant, throbbing, burning, etc., is there tenderness to the touch, and does it hurt when yo...   read more...

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Do not click on this!
Posted on Wednesday, April 17 2013 @ 00:18:42 Eastern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=43Vp7nyQt40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbvDYyoAv9k...   read more...

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WiiU I'm sick you!
Posted on Friday, September 14 2012 @ 20:23:49 Eastern

Yes! Sick! The stupid name. The whinning. The bashing. The Nintendo fanboys. The Nintendo haters. Etc. etc. etc....   read more...

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Ever hear of a game called Enslaved: Odyssey to the West?
Posted on Sunday, October 2 2011 @ 06:28:12 Eastern

(gamerevolution.com/news/ninja-theory-karate-chops-hopes-for-enslaved-sequel-8541)

Comment posted by Guernica - Joined: Mar 13, 2009

“I never really heard about enslaved besides on the forums here. I dunno if they h...   read more...

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Did you find the troll that committed suicide?
Posted on Sunday, September 11 2011 @ 06:53:04 Eastern

Or how innovation in games is like playing Oblivion.

A Poorly Scrawled Note:
Mee wurst troll evurr
nobuddy pay brijj tole
me nott sceary enuf
mee gett drunc an kil sellf
troll droun

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At the taxidermy shop.
Posted on Monday, September 5 2011 @ 16:14:23 Eastern

“Hello there. Welcome to Game Revolution Taxidermy. I’m Howard, how can I help you today?”

“Hi. Caught me a fanboy and I want to get him stuffed and mounted. How much will if cost me?”

“...   read more...

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The five wise monkeys.
Posted on Monday, August 22 2011 @ 00:23:23 Eastern

One day long ago a young holy man was walking through a forest. As he walked along he saw five moneys sitting in a tree. Each of the monkeys was holding his hands in a different way, and being overcome with curiosity the holy man spoke to ...   read more...

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