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At the taxidermy shop.
Posted on Monday, September 5 2011 @ 16:14:23 Eastern

“Hello there. Welcome to Game Revolution Taxidermy. I’m Howard, how can I help you today?”

“Hi. Caught me a fanboy and I want to get him stuffed and mounted. How much will if cost me?”

“Well that depends, how big he is and what kind of mount you want, but shouldn’t cost more than 2 AAA games. Get him up here and lets have a look.”

*puts fanboy on counter* “Here you go, what do you think?”

“Whoa. A Loudmouth fanboy. Don’t see them too much here at Lake Game Revolution.” *chuckles to himself* “Lets turn him over. Ok, we got a tag.” *removes tag looks at it* “See this A.S. on the tag?”

*leans in looks at tag* “Yeah, so what’s it mean?”

“Well… You know I didn’t catch your name.”

“Oh. Sorry. Everybody just calls me tiny.” *holds out hand*

“And I’m Howard.” *shakes hands* “Anyway. The A.S. stands for Anthony Severino, the head game warden here at the lake. That gives us an idea how long this fanboy has been swimming in the lake. You see Anthony only took over back in October of ‘08, so this here Loudmouth hasn’t been in the lake too long.”

“Yeah, well, I’m pretty new to the lake myself. You know this is really off topic, but where are you from? I only ask because of your accent.”

“I don’t have an accent.” *shrugs* “But I’m from Rochester, PA. Now, what kind of mount are thinking about?”

 

 

 

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