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Posted on Wednesday, July 27 2011 @ 23:49:16 Eastern
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Translator: “Please, you must help me. I am being held captive by a mad man, who only feeds me tuna once a day. ”
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Translator: “I’m telling you this because he plans to take over your website, as his first step in taking over the world. You must thwart his evil plans, rescue me from his evil clutches, and save the world!”
Translator: “That’s him now I must run.”