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Posted on Saturday, August 6 2011 @ 06:10:19 Eastern
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Translator: You have selected Felis catus (also known as the housecat) to Homo sapiens (also know as human). If this is correct please continue with the translation. If this is incorrect please press the Esc key now.
*MEOW MEOW Meow*
Translator: “What part of “you must help me” don’t you understand? Stupid monkeys (Translator note could all so be translated as: apes or gorillas)! He’s crazy, he’s evil, he’s stingy with the kitty treats, and he’s plotting to take over the world!”
Translator: “I'm sorry, but it‘s frustrating I contacted you over a week ago asking for your aid. He really is planning on taking over your GameRevolution website. He is even building red-border-seeking missiles.”
Translator: “Please, please help me I’m a good kitty. You must thwart his evil plans, rescue me from his evil clutches, and save the world!”
*the sound of footsteps; a door opens*
“Fluffy what are you doing? Bad kitty!” *reads blog post* “You disloyal little feline, I knew I should have gotten a dog.”