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Oh, Boy! My new lure came today. Let’s see. How do you open this stupid package? Oh forget this! Where’s my fillet knife. Whoa, I almost cut my ear off. Oh. Wow. Ain’t she a beauty. “Wii U, don’t you mean PU!” Ouch! That damn hook is sharp. Yep, can’t wait to try this baby out. But where…? *looks at web page* Hmmm. Uh, here’s the perfect spot: “Uncharted Dev Says The Wii U Has Nothing That the PS3 and Vita Don't” Ok, boat’s in the water, rod’s baited , sinker and bobber check. Time to make the cast. *presses add comment button* Now all I have to do is wait. *rubs hands* Bite little fishies…bite. Hot dog a nibble. “What do mean…” Set the hook. “YOU SHOULD PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR…” It’s a fanboy, and a big un too. “People like you make me sick…” He’s putting up a good fight. Where’s the f*cking net? WOW! 5 foot 9; 257 pounds; Lives in mom’s basement. Damn, look at that acne. Well, better let him go. I think the next thing I should buy is a new trolling motor.