Tabernacle of Video Games
Posted on Saturday, July 16 2011 @ 11:00:42 Eastern
*preacher steps up to the pulpit* I say unto YOU, my Brothers and Sisters *pauses dramatically looks out over the congregation* the gaming gods must be CRAZY! *congregation sways hands held in the air* For WHY… would they name their progeny THUSLY: XBOX 360! Wii!! PlayStation VITA! PSP-a! Dreamcast! Wii U!! Can I get A-MEN! *congregation shouts* “AMEN!” “AMEN! Brother! AMEN!”
Sorry, I must have eaten something that disagreed with me. You know maybe “…an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato."