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The Game Warden.
Posted on Sunday, July 31 2011 @ 07:39:24 PST

*reads sign aloud* “Welcome to Lake Game Revolution”

“Okay, let’s see your fishing license.”

“Oh, you gave me a start, didn‘t see you there.” *hands over license* “Is there a problem officer?”

“No. Just not checkin’ licenses.” *hands back license* “You do know fanboys are out of season during the summer game release lull.”

“No. I did not know that. What about n00bz?”

“There’s always an open season on n00bz, but there‘s a 5 n00b limit and if they’re too young you gota throw’em back.”

*smiles nervously* “I mostly practice catch and release. Although I might like to get one mounted someday. Put‘em over my fire place.”

“That ‘PC’s Rule! Consoles Drool!’ lure looks like it’s pretty old and chewed up, might need to be replaced.”

*picks up lure* “No, I could never replace her she’s my lucky lure. Caught my first fanboy with her.”

“Well, good luck.” *turns and walks away*

“I wonder why he had that red line around him? Oh, well time to fish.” *splashing sound* “Bite little fishies… bite.”

 
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