| Get all golds or higher in Honorary League |
Changeling |
| Beat "The Hooded Man" under Easy difficulty or higher |
Berseker Splitter |
| Beat 'Ninja garden' with bronze or higher |
Chinese Chef |
| Beat Zany Zeppelin |
Booty Guard |
| Beat"The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under Normal difficulty or higher |
Elite Henchwoman |
| Beat Outbreak Hotel |
Big Heads Cheat |
| Beat 'Old blaggers' wih bronze or higher. |
Braces |
| Get Bronze or better on the Honorary League Arcade challenge "Lip Up Fatty" |
Dozer |
| Beat the Cut-Out Shoot-Out Challenge "Balls of Steel" |
Badass Cyborg |
| Beat 'Dont Loose Your Bottle' challenge |
Bricks |
| Get Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Rare Or Well Done" |
Carrion Carcass |
| Get Bronze or higher on the Amateur Arcade League challenge "Pirate Gold" |
Captain Ed Shivers |
| Beat I Like Dead People |
Deadwina |
| Get Bronze, Silver or Gold in Zone Control Arcade League. |
Cascade cheat |
| Beat"Future Perfect" in Story Mode on Normal difficulty or higher |
Corp Hart |
| Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op |
Daisy Dismay |
| Beat Challenge "Melon Heist" with a Bronze or Higher |
Elite Henchman |
| Beat"U Genius, U-Genix" under Normal difficulty or higher |
Dr. Cortez |
| Get all golds or higher in Amateur League |
Dr. Peabody |
| Beat story level "What Lies Below" on Easy or higher |
Dr. Lancet |
| Beat Communing Will Kill You with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum |
Fat Characters |
| Beat Virtual Brutality |
Fergal Stack |
| Beat Challenge "The Cat's Pajamas" with a Bronze or Higher |
Gilbert Gastric |
| Beat Amateur League with all silvers or golds |
Gideon Gout |
| Beat story level "Machine Wars" on Normal or higher |
Ghengis Kant |
| Beat 'Freak unique' with bronze or higher |
Hans |
| Beat Story level "Mansion of Madness" on Normal or higher |
Gaston Boucher |
| Beat Elite League with all golds |
INSETICK SD/10 |
| Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on Normal to unlock the Flare Gun x2 in muliplayer. |
Flare Gun x2 |
| Beat the Scotland level, the 2nd level in Story Mode, on Normal to unlock the Flare Gun in muliplayer. |
Flare Gun |
| Beat "Breaking And Entering" on Story Mode under Normal difficulty or higher |
Jack Sprocket |
| Beat "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under Normal Difficulty or higher. |
Henchman Cortez |
| Beat Story Mode Level 2234: Something to Crow About on Normal difficulty |
Goliath SD/9 |
| Beat the challenge "Come Hell or High Water" with Bronze or higher |
Goddard |
| Get Bronze, Silver or Gold in Cat's Out Of The Bag challenge. |
Human Gun Sounds |
| Beat "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under Easy difficulty or higher |
Jacob Crow |
| Beat Vamping In Venice |
Jacque de la Morte |
| Beat all Story Mode levels in Co-op |
Jim Smith |
| Beat "A Pox of Mox" with a bronze, silver, or gold. |
Koozer Mox |
| Get bronze or better on challenge "brass monkeys" |
Mischief |
| Beat "Sock it to them" with bronze or higher |
Mr. Socky |
| Beat "The Khallos Express" on Story Mode under Easy difficulty or higher |
Kitten Celeste |
| Beat "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on Hard difficulty |
Karma Crow |
| Get a Bronze or above in the Electro Chimp Discomatic challenge. |
Monkey Gun |
| Get a Gold on all of the Challenges |
Jed |
| Get bronze or better on challenge "glimpse of stocking" |
Mr. Underwood |
| Beat "Future Perfect" on Story Mode under Easy difficulty or higher |
Mad Old Crow |
| Beat Scotland the Brave On Easy or better |
Jungle Queen |
| Beat I Like Dead People |
Old Film Cheat |
| Beat TSUG: Timesplitters Underground |
Oleg |
| Beat Missle Bunker |
Nurse Sputum |
| Beat "The Freak Unique" with atleast a Bronze Medal. |
Neophyte Constance |
| Beat "Communing Will Kill You" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum |
Leonid Complete |
| Beat "What Lies Below" on Story Mode under Normal difficulty or higher |
Jo-Barf Creepy |
| Beat all Challenges with all at least a Bronze Medal. |
Mr. Fleshcage |
| Complete "Screw Loose" with atleast a Bronze Medal. |
Prison Officer |
| Get a Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Plainly Off His Rocker" |
Pulov Yuran |
| Beat the challenge "Hart Attack" with at least a bronze. |
Viola |
| Beat "Plainly Off His Rocker" |
Pulov Yuran |
| Get a Gold on Challenge "Absolutely Potty" |
Paintball Cheat |
| Beat all Challenges with atleast all Silver Medals. |
Sewer Zombie |
| Get Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Lap It Up" |
Venus |
| Beat "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under Normal Difficulty or higher. |
Robot Louis Stevenson |
| Beat "Rockets 101" with a Bronze medal or higher |
Slow Motion Deaths |
| Beat "You Take The High Road" on Story Mode under Easy difficulty or higher |
Time Assassin Cortez |
| Beat "Virtual Brutality" |
Prometheus SK/8 |
| Beat "Dehead the Undead" with either a bronze, a silver, or a gold |
Spinning Heads |
| Beat "Divine Immolation" with Bronze, Silver, Gold, or Platinum |
The Master |
| Beat "The Russian Connection" on Story Mode under Easy difficulty or higher |
Swinging Tipper |
| Beat "Brain Drain" |
Rotating Heads Cheat |
| Beat "The Hooded Man" in Story Mode on Normal difficulty or higher |
Time Assassin |
| Beat "Future Perfect" in Story Mode on Normal difficulty or higher |
Victorian Crow |
| Beat the whole Amateur League with Silver or higher |
Warrant Officer Keely |
| Get a Bronze, Silver or Gold in Brain Drain Challenge. |
Zombie Monkey |
| Get a Bronze or higher on the Challenge "Brain Drain" |
Brains |
Thanks to Revolution readers Thelma & Louise, Alf420, Rich Jenkins, Amen, and David Sanchez!
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
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