Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...
Assault Shotgun - Complete 40 gangwars
Automatic 9mm - Complete 20 gangwars
Bati 800 - Spawns outside your safehouse once you complete all 10 of Angus' bike thefts
Carbine Rifle - Complete 30 gangwars
Grenade Launcher - Complete 50 gangwars
Hakuchou - Spawns outside your safehouse once you complete all 12 bike races
Innovation - Spawns outside your safehouse once you shoot all 50 seagulls
Sawn-off Shotgun - Complete 10 gangwars
Bring out your cell phone and input the following phone numbers.
227-555-0142 - Spawn a Cognoscenti
227-555-0175 - Spawn a Comet
227-555-0100 - Spawn a FIB Buffalo
938-555-0100 - Spawn a Jetmax
625-555-0150 - Spawn a Sanchez
227-555-0147 - Spawn a Turismo
625-555-0100 - Spawn an NRG-900
359-555-0100 - Spawn Annihilator
826-555-0150 - Spawn Burrito
245-555-0125 - Spawn Double T
245-555-0199 - Spawn Hakuchou
245-555-0150 - Spawn Hexer
245-555-0100 - Spawn Innovation
826-555-0100 - Spawn Slamvan
How to Unlock
Easy Rider (Bronze)
Finish the story.
Full Chat (Bronze)
Build Terry and Clay's toughness to 100%.
Get Good Wood (Bronze)
In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat.