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Citizens of Earth Review
Do you like turn-based RPGs? Do you enjoy laughter? Does your hair contain enough product to qualify you to be VP of an entire planet? If so, then you'll enjoy playing Citizens of Earth.
I've had a long-standing rule to avoid getting involved in any sort of crowdfunded activities. I didn't donate to Shadowrun or Wasteland, but I did buy and enjoy both of them (I'm plugging both of those games right now, just so you know they're good). I haven't...
Assault Shotgun - Complete 40 gangwars
Automatic 9mm - Complete 20 gangwars
Bati 800 - Spawns outside your safehouse once you complete all 10 of Angus' bike thefts
Carbine Rifle - Complete 30 gangwars
Grenade Launcher - Complete 50 gangwars
Hakuchou - Spawns outside your safehouse once you complete all 12 bike races
Innovation - Spawns outside your safehouse once you shoot all 50 seagulls
Sawn-off Shotgun - Complete 10 gangwars
Bring out your cell phone and input the following phone numbers.
227-555-0142 - Spawn a Cognoscenti
227-555-0175 - Spawn a Comet
227-555-0100 - Spawn a FIB Buffalo
938-555-0100 - Spawn a Jetmax
625-555-0150 - Spawn a Sanchez
227-555-0147 - Spawn a Turismo
625-555-0100 - Spawn an NRG-900
359-555-0100 - Spawn Annihilator
826-555-0150 - Spawn Burrito
245-555-0125 - Spawn Double T
245-555-0199 - Spawn Hakuchou
245-555-0150 - Spawn Hexer
245-555-0100 - Spawn Innovation
826-555-0100 - Spawn Slamvan
How to Unlock
Easy Rider (Bronze)
Finish the story.
Full Chat (Bronze)
Build Terry and Clay's toughness to 100%.
Get Good Wood (Bronze)
In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat.