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Preorder Now For Dishonesty, Bad Business, And The Weapon Pack

Posted on Thursday, February 14 @ 21:15:00 Eastern by

[Because you need the statue to remember that you bought a shitty game.]

I walked into GameStop today and saw that the window dressing had changed. With February came The Last of Us and Bioshock Infinite preorder posters, but for most of January, my eyes were accosted by the drool of a large Alien every time I wanted to go eat at L&L Hawaiian Barbecue.

Yes, the problems with Aliens: Colonial Marines are many. There's the development time. There's Sega, who just wants to leave the core-game publishing business and retire with mobile games and Amy Rose. Then there's TimeGate and the question of "Who developed this game?"

We know that the game was sold to consumers as a Gearbox Software title. Randy Pitchford evangelized the game and his studio as Aliens fanatics. He spoke excitedly about the way they were working closely with the producers of the movies. Of course, we don't know if that's true.

The Aliens franchise is one of the most beloved licenses in nerd culture. Developers and publishers continuously disappoint that rabid fan base, so of course they're suitably outraged at the final product. Look at Jim Sterling, Gearbox! How could you do this to him!

It's true that Aliens fans are upset, but they're not just upset because of poor quality. Each time Hollywood makes another Aliens vs. Predator movie, they take it on the chin and stick it out with the series. They've survived worse games. They're upset because they were lied to. They paid, in full, well ahead of release and they expected something based on the material released by Sega and Gearbox. Still, it's time to stop pointing fingers and realize that we've encouraged the industry to this point.

[It's named Ripley's Flamethrower because of Ripley from the movie. They totally get me.]

We continue to buy in, day after day, putting money down for a product that we've never really seen (or experienced) or may never even materialize in the end! Why? For a little digital gun? For a cheap plastic statue? Things that gather dust, things that go on the wall, a T-shirt, a temporary tattoo, a pizza box with men's underwear in it… [The only reason is to help out GameStop employees you like, because they are graded on how many pre-orders they get... ~Ed. Nick]

It's exhausting and it's unnecessary. Stop preordering games. Stop paying companies in advance. Vote with your dollars. Don't open the game until you've read a review. Be patient. This is an important lesson to learn before the next-generation of consoles arrive and we're pushed even further into the all-digital age.

The point is to see through this... incident, past the finger-pointing and name-calling and hearsay and learn something as a consumer. We don't have to pay for it upfront. Believe me, they're a business. They'll want to sell it to us after it releases too.

*Disclosure: I spent $5 at GameStop that day but not on a preorder. Planet Puzzle League… can you believe it? $5.

**Full Disclosure: Boxes and boxes of Collector's Editions in my house. Even when they're on sale because nobody wanted them.


Comments
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns

    Joined: Jun 2003
    Posted: Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:50 pm
    I also want to bring attention to the Metro: Last Light preorder bonuses, one of which is a game mode that says that it'll let you "play the game the way it was meant to be played." Which is a bit disconcerting, really.

    And yeah, the reason why Game Stop does preorders is because they can bank your 5 bucks and make money off the interest.
  • sg4real
    sg4real

    Joined: Apr 2011
    Posted: Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:55 pm
    Last Collector's Editions I bought was Diablo 3 and never will again. I never used anything except the book that I looked at maybe twice. Its true that companies needs to prove them self first, you are the consumer paying 80$+ for a Collector's Edition, you deserve a quality product!
    If everyone in the world would be patient and wait for reviews, companies would have to make sure its quality and not just slap the name of something popular and expect sells.
  • xDUMPWEEDx
    xDUMPWEEDx

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Feb 14th, 2013 at 11:14 pm
    I pre-ordered Aliens: CM but I made sure to read the reviews first before I actually went to the store and physically picked the game up. Instead I went to the store and got my money back :)
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:12 am
    Nice move! Preordering is fine if you're smart like that about it.
  • MootCoffee
    MootCoffee

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 1:14 am
    This article rules. Sure buddy, you can have your trinkets, but I'll play a game that's not broken and have all the "optional" DLC from the get-go. I'll just wait a year or two. The cutting edge is a dangerous place.
  • sandineyes
    sandineyes

    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 1:48 am
    "Even when THEIR on sale..." Come on Daniel, you are better than that. You too, Nick, since you put in your two-cents.

    I remember buying Halo 3 used about a year after it came out. Gamestop had only one box left for it, which was a fancy tin case with a bonus disk, and figured they may as well give it to me for no additional cost.
  • Imnickson
    Imnickson

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 3:18 am
    GS doesn't pay more for collectors edition BS, when it's traded, so they don't sell it either.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:14 am
    Fixed. Sorry bout that :(
  • oblivion437
    oblivion437

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 5:07 am
    If it makes Jim Sterling upset then I'm almost for it. Almost. Damn you, Gearbox! Damn you for making Jim Sterling right about something!
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:15 am
    Honestly, before that video I had no idea the man spoke with an accent. Totally threw me off.
  • seesaw24
    seesaw24

    Joined: May 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 5:26 am
    I bought the Mortal Kombat Kollector's Edition and I am pretty happy with my Sub-Zero/Scorpion bookends
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:17 am
    Well, see at least those you get some utility out of, but in this case the game sucks and you just get to stare at a hunk of plastic as it gathers dust.
  • ballabert
    ballabert

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 5:59 am
    I usually am guilty of pre-ordering the right game, glad i sat this one out
  • wildmario
    wildmario

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 7:17 am
    Most of the physical trinkets that come with pre-ordering you can probably get on ebay anyway.
  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar

    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 8:22 am
    Is GR going to review Aliens: Colonial Marines?
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:17 am
    Yes. Blake Peterson is reviewing.
  • oblivion437
    oblivion437

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Feb 16th, 2013 at 12:45 am
    Is it going to be a dramatic, Survivor: The Interactive Game style review? Will it be the second game to receive the cursed tiki?
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 8:29 am
    I'm putting up $5 dollars for a bet that the opening lines of the Aliens: CM review is "Game over, man, game over!"

    Any takers?
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:17 am
    Maybe if I were writing it I'd go for that cliche :P
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:30 am
    It's only a cliche if its not awesome.
  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar

    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:45 am
    Despite the fact that I love that line, from what I hear about this game it should be "We need to nuke this game from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
  • Mobius_Sean
    Mobius_Sean

    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:51 am
    Last thing I preordered was Resident Evil 4 for the Gamecube. I was sorely tempted to preorder XCOM, but decided against it. Picked it up before the steam sale and was still happy to pay full for it. (Plus, who the hell preorders something on Steam?! You can literally read every existing review, and then browse over and buy it instantly...)

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