In all the talk of graphical downgrades no one seems much preoccupied with 'why?'. Why build something and then proceed to tear it down, piece by piece, in the hope that ever more diminished expectations about the final product won't be severe enough to...
Double dipping in the SonyE3 2006 press conference seems so natural when you're putting a list of epic facepalms together. Who knew Sony had a whole lineup of dudes ready to shove their foots in their mouths on stage? While the battles in Genji might not have been as historically accurate as originally claimed, the pain felt real after gamers everywhere collectively slapped their hands to their foreheads.
4) Peter Moore Pumps It Up To 11 On Stage
"Dude, what the fuck man. We had a totally perfect score going on here. If we're ever on stage again playing Rock Band you'd better not fuck our score up. OK, man? Now start packing the van, Peter." - Actual quote from Alex Rigopolous after the stage performance
"Face, meet palm." - Everyone watching.
3) Anything With The Kinect
This is not the time, nor the place for stuff like this. C'mon, people! You do rehearse this stuff right? You realize what it looks like, right? Also, that Kudo guy just seems like such a douche, right? I'd slap him if my palm wasn't so busy keeping my face warm.
2) Uh... Um... This Guy.
Oh, dude, c'mon.... just stop. When you were born the doctor didn't slap you or your mother. He was too busy hiding his face from the shame.
1) Xbox Live
All parties involved need to be removed from the human genepool. Let's just hope their personalities will naturally take care of that for us. I just... I can't keep going. Thank God, this is the end of the list.