The Women of Grand Theft Auto V: Volume 1
Posted on Saturday, September 21 @ 14:15:00 PST by Jessica_Vazquez
9. Tracy - Michael's Clueless Slutty Daughter
It's made very clear that Tracy is a slut. Her brother Jimmy talks about it, her Life Invader page talks about it, she hangs out with porn filmmakers, and she wants to be a dancer. That is basically a recipe for Whoredom 101. She's annoying (see a theme here?) and fits snugly into the rebellious naive rich-girl stereotype.
10. Mary-Ann - The Manhater?
Michael stumbles upon this spitfire while she is preparing to jog along the beach. Despite being extremely aggressive with him and throwing air-punches in his direction, she challenges Michael to a race and he accepts. Then you get her phone number.
11. The Hairdresser
So far I’ve gotten haircuts for all three protagonists in the game, and it’s from the same NPC, every time.
12. Sapphire - The Stripper
After paying for a relatively cheap private dance and playing the hide-the-hands from the bouncer mini-game, she invited me to go back to her place. After we arrived I was treated to some pan-up-while-characters-grunt-loudly sexy time that lasted about 5 seconds. Afterwards, I couldn't help noting that I probably would have been more turned on while playing it if I got to experience the "seduce the stripper" scenario as a female character.
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