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madster111
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Form a new one! Call it the united states of america and base it on good old fashion values, and elect a new rich white president.

Or just stop being pussies and go stab him or something. Bloody passive-aggressive hipsters or redneck yellow-bellied dipshits.

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You don't want Texas...No one does.

We'll take it. Australia could use some more desert. And we'll organize armed forces better. Namely, all those nation guard F-16s look nice. Would look even better in scenic NSW, however.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Green_Lantern wrote:
You don't want Texas...No one does.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

danielrbischoff wrote:
Green_Lantern wrote:
You don't want Texas...No one does.
Republicans do.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Willy Wonka -- Stop, Don't, Come Back.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh, considering this is illegal and its people being butthurt for having their bubble burst, I honestly don't care.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah yeah... everyone hates Texas until we roll out the Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwiches on Texas Toast from Whataburger.


Suck it, In & Out, Fatburger.

That's right. Texas. We got the fatty foods on lock, son! Except the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza...that damned thing's a mystery to find.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meanwhile...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Optimus-Crime wrote:
That's right. Texas. We got the fatty foods on lock, son! Except the Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza...that damned thing's a mystery to find.

I also called my local Pizza Hut to ask about it.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that hot dog pizza is in my city, two radio station hosts decided to split the pizza between them and one ended up violently ill

take from that what you want, frankly after 1 hot dog I don't feel all that great
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure it wasn't the morning show itself that made him violently ill? Because I can't stand that shit...

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