Look what I got in the mail! (Screenwise Panel)

Delta47 · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 337

These 2 mysterious envelopes about the Screenwise Panel.

Apparently Google wants to pay me to spy on me. The first envelope contained a real US $2 Dollar bill and the second had 5 ones.

They will send me a high end router and a person to install it for free while it collects data on my internet usage. If I accept they will send me $100 to install the hardware and $30 or more per month based on usage.

It has a signature by a J. Michael Dennis, Ph.D of GfK Custom Research. It seems legit but I'm still a little weirded out.
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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7266

You could troll them sooooo hard...
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Yo.

Bretimus_v2 · The Japazillian Dynasty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 8286

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Green_Lantern · Spacecataz Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 4165

Netflix needs to hurry up and add more seasons of HIMYM

MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10823

Hahaha! Dude, you're worth more than that. Negotiate a little, make them pay for a reach around.
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UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5548

I'd feel lucky too if I got $7 in the mail. I wouldn't do that though.
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7370

:-/ I wouldn't do it. They've got enough information on you anyway.
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FrozenBacon · 100% sexy Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 7794

Do you live in kansas city? I'd do it but I'll try to negotiate the price first. I dont care if some random guy sees me downloading porn.

used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19257

As a kid I recall getting one dollar bill and a logbook for a Nielsen radio survey. I was pretty stoked. I got to write down my radio listening habits for a week! Yeah!

Delta47 · Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 337

I'm doing it.
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7370

madster111 · The Original Pie Lover Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Posts: 5798

Do it, and search for the most fucked up and oddly specific things you can as much as you can.

'Midget with 1 leg fucking horse'
'Pieces of chicken in urethra'
'Anal insertion wiimote zelda gameplay'
'How to cook human leg meat'
'Bulk 9mm ammo'
'Extra small condoms'
'Extra large tampons'
'Car key anal insertion'
'Google maps emergency room'
'Taxi service'
etc.

Incidentally, did you know you can buy 1000 rounds of 9mm for $220?
That's a good deal, right there. Even comes with an eagle sticker on the bag.
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