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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:16 pm    Post subject: In Heaven... Reply with quote
Some of you may have already seen the joke that:

In Heaven…

the mechanics are German
the chefs are French
the police are British
the lovers are Italian
and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

the mechanics are French
the police are German
the chefs are British
the lovers are Swiss
and everything is organized by the Italians.

Now I'm wondering what categories apply to game developers. In Hell Bethesda would certainly be the coders and BioWare would be the story writers in Heaven. Has anyone got any more suggestions for graphics, music, gameplay, and lore?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bioware would be the story writers in hell? Really? Sad Over Capcom? I know, I know, Capcom has some pretty deep and engaging stories.... >_>
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Damnit, I got distracted and forgot to put 'in Heaven'. It's fixed now.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Obsidian would be the story writers in Heaven, for sure. But in Hell, they'd be the bug testers.
Bioware... maybe the characters. Though even then, they're really not phenomenally good or phenomenally bad at anything. They're pretty middle of the road.
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