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TheDiesel · Something Different Joined: 04 May 2009 Posts: 789

Surprising how much people give a shit about cycling.
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

not the cycling, though. It's the investigation that people cared about.

The Notre Dame kid's dead girlfriend hoax is another "who gives a fuck?" story that's trumped up to be something bigger than it really is. Breaking News: Manti Te'o denies being part of hoax. Breaking News: nobody cares.

UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5276

people raised money surrounding the hoax in his name, and the fact that he didn't speak out about it because it helped his Heisman chances speaks to his character.
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

Didn't that money go to cancer research? That's still a good cause, cheater or not. Unless Armstrong was lining his pockets with those wristband funds, I don't see a problem.
I'm no NFL GM so that kid's character is none of my concern. Character traits as a concern for the NFL is so bullshit anyway. There's people in the league who've done far worse than play up a dead girlfriend relationship angle, and that still has nothing to do with their play on the field. It's a whole bunch of nothing. We're such babies.

UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5276

Pulling on peoples heart strings to gain their favor is a whole bunch of nothing..

..ok..
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

The people are fine. Their actions to support cancer research is now the only credible part of the Armstrong story. And there's our silver lining.
The people's heartstrings. Really, Urbz?

BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

If only the world ended when it was supposed to we all would have died respecting Lance as a hero.

This is the reality kids, this is what happens when the Mayans screw us around.

danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7370

I think we just need to slightly alter the way Lance is used in our day to day lives, instead of respecting him as a great cyclist.

"Man, I wish I could cheat like Lance."
"Nobody dopes faster than Lance."
"Lance has won 7 championships... in cheating."

The reality is that people with cancer will continue to defend him until they themselves die. If you're fighting cancer, you'll cheat/use whatever medicine needed to win. Dude just carried that over into cycling. And really who gives a shit about that sport anyway?

No one.
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UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5276

It's ok to swindle people in the name of a good cause. I'm so naive.
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

I was happier knowing my cancer contribution was backed by a champion bicycle rider.

Sourdeez · Does it use DX11?!? Joined: 12 Feb 2012 Posts: 1105

I was happier knowing a cure for cancer, you cant overdose on, wasn't still illegal......oh wait. *frowns*

If you would like real medical studies done at places like Harvard please pm me. I wont spam this chat with links.
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BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

Marijuana doesn't cure cancer, it just makes it awesome.

Sourdeez · Does it use DX11?!? Joined: 12 Feb 2012 Posts: 1105

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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7266

I always imagined having only one testicle would be like wearing an unzipped jacket with something heavy in one pocket, just flapping around and throwing you off-balance.
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Yo.

Green_Lantern · Spacecataz Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 4165

There are prosthetics for a reason.

Bretimus_v2 · The Japazillian Dynasty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 8286

Prosthetic testicle is the name of my garage band.
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Wes · Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 2590

And Pro-T is my rap name.
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GiftedMonkey · Very Special Forces Joined: 10 Jul 2001 Posts: 4800

Neuticles! I learned that after doing some research after seeing something that puzzled me in an episode of the Venture Brothers.
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UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5276

Icepick · Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:10 pm Post subject:

it gets even worse guys, Lance had to apply to another job and was given a trial by some local company

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d5c_1359119625
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