Poetry Time!

LinksOcarina · The Anti-Fanboy Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 11165

Remember haiku fridays? Let's reenact some of that. Poems bitches! Write em.

So heres an opening Haiku for you all.

Dearest friends of old,
a gift of words typed in bold
new stories are told
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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10925

I am wise and deep,
my words soothe you in your sleep.
I'd fuck Meryl Streep.
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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5187

Haikus can be hard
And they don't always make sense
Refrigerator
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 826

Too much Taco Bell
I'm going to log off now
Yes, pun intended

Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 980

Don't you understand?
Haiku need nature and depth —
Like cherry blossoms.

By a cooling breeze
Calm, swift skies meet crashing waves:
Indifferent rocks.

Nani? Imi wa?
Jibun wo sekai
sae mo... kaze.

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I sprinkle sand into the waters of night. The grains burn as they fall, reminding me of another in times long passed away. I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud.

intoTheRain · Doesnt Like to Get Wet Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3261

hey its saturday
im having a drink right now
would you like one too?
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Bretimus_v2 · The Japazillian Dynasty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 8454

farts so powerful
watery eyes filled with tears
Taco Bell Nachos
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7559

This is now officially a thread with haikus about Taco Bell.

Fresco burrito
wasn't so fresh afterall
gave the rest to links
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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10925

Let's sod Taco Bell,
we all know Caviar wins,
you fat smelly yanks.
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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5474

Did you all know this,
In Canada we have fries
instead of nachoes
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7559

We've got cheese covered fries too. Don't try to step on America's obesity record, Wicked. Not even in haiku.
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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5474

Daniel that was not
a haiku you nincompoop
no cheese fries for you!
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Festival-Temple · Joined: 11 Jan 2013 Posts: 51

Ta ta ta ta ta.
"Omae wa mo," he said
"Shindeiru."

Flurry of punches.
My organs are on the floor.
I'm already dead.