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LinksOcarina
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:51 pm    Post subject: Poetry Time! Reply with quote

Remember haiku fridays? Let's reenact some of that. Poems bitches! Write em.

So heres an opening Haiku for you all.

Dearest friends of old,
a gift of words typed in bold
new stories are told

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am wise and deep,
my words soothe you in your sleep.
I'd fuck Meryl Streep.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haikus can be hard
And they don't always make sense
Refrigerator
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much Taco Bell
I'm going to log off now
Yes, pun intended
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you understand?
Haiku need nature and depth —
Like cherry blossoms.






By a cooling breeze
Calm, swift skies meet crashing waves:
Indifferent rocks.






Nani? Imi wa?
Jibun wo sekai
sae mo... kaze.



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey its saturday
im having a drink right now
would you like one too?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

farts so powerful
watery eyes filled with tears
Taco Bell Nachos
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is now officially a thread with haikus about Taco Bell.

Fresco burrito
wasn't so fresh afterall
gave the rest to links
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's sod Taco Bell,
we all know Caviar wins,
you fat smelly yanks.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you all know this,
In Canada we have fries
instead of nachoes
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We've got cheese covered fries too. Don't try to step on America's obesity record, Wicked. Not even in haiku.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daniel that was not
a haiku you nincompoop
no cheese fries for you!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Ta ta ta ta ta.
"Omae wa mo," he said
"Shindeiru."






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I'm already dead.
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