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WickedLiquid
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:34 pm    Post subject: Isn't anyone going to help me clean up? Reply with quote

Jeez what a mess you guys made at the party ysterday



Oh God, please tell me these condoms were used as water balloons?


I have to clean this up all by myself.... So I'll tell you what, if you help out you'll get a special gift by the end of the day! OOOOOOOO!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*stops throwing leftover brownies onto the floor*

...

...Nah, I'm good here. I'm gonna nibble on my dry, dry scones. So crumbly!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll help!

First of all the banning of Chris! Get the ugly job out of the wy right? Wink
Rock, paper, scissors on who does it....
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there's a dead body in the tub. Should we melt it?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clean up is the whole reason I don't host parties. Enjoy your mess!
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The body, not the tub, Sourdeez. We're gonna need some plastic.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh lord... all i remembered from last night was... Gatsby and... winter wrap ups?... oh sweet Celestia... bartender? Gimme another apple cider... need to wash this down...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>tfw no tfw no gf thread
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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>tfw no tfw no gf thread

Technosexuality evidently isnt openly spoken about here. Laughing


Keep the suit wicked. We need to cook when everyone leaves.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lein left a pony in the bathroom. It pooped. A lot. I just closed the door and walked away.

I sprayed febreeze on the furniture. It smelled like booze, weed and five types of dish liquid vomit.

I'll go sweep the kitchen floor. Mattay fell asleep on a pile of 3D mousepad breasts and someone gave him a 'makeover' in his sleep. Hair is everywhere.


Oh, and Optimus? 96, and I need to be your Facebook friend.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got up, ate some cereal, exercised, and now I still feel like shit.

Still, I'll help liquid. *picks up a red cup*


.... Where do you want this?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you seriously get drunk? Awesome. I had one beer.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.

That and the game's been on my shelf since it launched.

Hey, I said it was a forum party, and it was Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear he also has performance anxiety, so I'm sure that doesn't help.


Oh fine, I'll help too. But only because everyone said they love me so much. At least this dish liquid is somewhat useful...
...Why are there so many sparkles?
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Longo_2_guns wrote:
I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.

That and the game's been on my shelf since it launched.

I haven't played it since I played against Bret like a year ago. I just looked up everyone's special moves right as the match was starting.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh, and Optimus? 96, and I need to be your Facebook friend.


sent!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That'll do pig.
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