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Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

 
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:31 pm    Post subject: Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food Reply with quote

Thought it was a slightly twisted yet funny video, though I find some of the statistics highly questionable. Feeling hungry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=q64hTNEj6KQ
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha, good God!

That anal scene was pretty graphic.
But all of that info has actually relieved me a little. Never have I heard the statement, "3 minutes" in such a glorious way!

But it just shows what we assume thanks to porn.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew real sex wouldn't be like porn sex the moment she didn't vocalize her admiration for my black cock.

So instead I went at it like hentai sex.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sure as hell don't need 10-12 minutes to get going more like 30 seco
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

40% of women have tried anal.

Doesn't that seem a bit high?

A sign of success at talking women into it? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

intoTheRain wrote:
I sure as hell don't need 10-12 minutes to get going more like 30 seco


I think she meant "on average". Like a 65 year old man might need 30-40 minutes to get going but it'll take a man in his 20s 15 seconds. Unless they're porn stars.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
I knew real sex wouldn't be like porn sex the moment she didn't vocalize her admiration for my black cock.

So instead I went at it like hentai sex.

Fun fact: Contrary to hentai belief. tentacles do not rape women and space tentacles do not exist. Heck octopuses has never been aroused by the female human body in the history of everything.

Want me to cover the futa facts too? or should i cover the part that male penises are actually not a blurry pixaleted mess?
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