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KoalaRainbowPoop
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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:29 am Post subject: Top 10. |
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as the title suggest, this is a top ten list of anything ya feel, wether it be top ten suckiest movies, or games, or even top ten greatest things stal ever did. it don't matter. just list your top ten list. it can be as asinane or as stupid as you please. i'll start.
Top ten reasons why micheal bay sucks.
10: He thinks megan fox is a good actress
9 :transformers. bad horrible movies. character building fails in the movies, and of course, in the first transformers movie, the "urban transformers dies first. racist much?
8: armageddon. this movie blew on so many levels. not even bruce willis could save this movie. reason why it sucked? ben afflek. also, ludricious story, and of course the beginning of what would be his "explosions make big bucks" motif.
7: Bad boys. why oh why this lethal weapon wannabe peice of crap got the green light is beyond me. martin lawerance=annoyance on every level to the human ears. don't get me wrong. i'm not racist, i love richard pryor, crhis rock, cat stevens. but martin lawernce. anoyance on every level. not to mention a shallow script and plot that makes one brain dead.
6: his mullet.
5: for al his trash talk of uwe boll. he wouldn't actully fight him. uwe bool sucks, but yet he wouldn't fight him. therefore, wimping out to uwe boll makes you suckier than uwe boll.
4: ben affleck. he's had him in too many of his movies, and ben afleck is the worst, WORST actor ever. he grabed hold of matt damons coat tails and raod it as long as he could till ole' mattay pimped slapped him.
3: His mullet
2: Explosions. who cares for a coherrant plot as long as it has explosions. thats his philosophy.
1: Pearl harbor. This is the worst movie ever. worst than any uwe boll movie. worst than any ed wood movie. He tries to take one of the greatest tragedies ever in u.s. history (next to 9/11) and tries to turn it into a love sotry. a god damn love story, with ben affleck at that!!!
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madster111
The Original Pie Lover
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:40 am Post subject: |
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You are such an idiot, it's incredible you can remember to breathe while typing.
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KoalaRainbowPoop
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:47 am Post subject: |
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madster, i love you and the way you pick on people when you disagree with em with your closed off mind where only you are right. lets make babies.
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UghRochester
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Top 10 Reasons why this topic will lock!
10. madster believes you're an idiot.
9. Someone will make a list that will offend someone.
8. UghRochester posted in the topic so soon.
7. Members might make a chain of quotes from the same list.
6. Moderators secretly love you, therefore they will lock this topic to keep the secret still going.
5. No reason for locking this topic, they just simply dislike this game
4. The topic might somehow connect to the 2012 prediction
3. MattAY will make a top ten sexual joke list
2. KRP wants to have sexual relations with madster so soon, therefore KRP is a whore.
1. The number one reason why this topic will be lock is this "     " : The Evolution of happiness to upset emoticons.
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AMANIAC
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:04 am Post subject: |
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| madster111 wrote: | | You are such an idiot, it's incredible you can remember to breathe while typing. |
Why is he an idiot? Ben Afleck is pretty unbearable.
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| thetank wrote: | | Amaniac, it's only 100 posts. Seriously, f****** suggests that you just grow a pair and shut the hell up. |
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KoalaRainbowPoop
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:20 am Post subject: |
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| AMANIAC wrote: | | madster111 wrote: | | You are such an idiot, it's incredible you can remember to breathe while typing. |
Why is he an idiot? Ben Afleck is pretty unbearable. |
it's cause he has a secret crush on ben afleck, shhhhh
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MattAY
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:00 am Post subject: |
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A bit harsh madster, stop trying to act tough, you cant pull it off.
But he's right. This topic wont go far!
Ugh has already attempted to be funny and failed for a start.
But I'll contribute my top 10 manga HEH HEH!!
1. Naruto (duh)
2. One Piece
3. Battle Royale
4. Death Note
5. Bleach
6. Welcome to the NHK
7. Love Hina
8. Rurouni Kenshin
9. Vagabond
10. Devil May Cry 3
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Longo_2_guns
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MattAY
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:30 am Post subject: |
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I like it for the romance (  ) and when Naru hits Keitarou all the time.
The moe is a bonus.
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De-Ting
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Top 10 reasons why Benchwarmers is hilarious:
10. Jon Heder
9. and David Spade
7. and Rob Schneider
6. Purple nuts
5. Catcher-headshot
4. The first meeting at Mel's awesome, awesome $2 zillion house
3. Malakah!
2. Sun bad! AHHH!
1. I smell cinnamon rolls :{D
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KoalaRainbowPoop
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:12 am Post subject: |
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hey, where is blade of the immortal on that list???
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madster111
The Original Pie Lover
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:31 am Post subject: |
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| KoalaRainbowPoop wrote: | | AMANIAC wrote: | | madster111 wrote: | | You are such an idiot, it's incredible you can remember to breathe while typing. |
Why is he an idiot? Ben Afleck is pretty unbearable. |
it's cause he has a secret crush on ben afleck, shhhhh |
Correct. Except it's not secret.
I've been sending him love letters for years.
Also, Pearl Harbor was awesome simply because of the planes.
Top 10 list of things i hate:
1.) YOU (unless you are longo, stal, lethean, lokness, Jensen Ackles, or Trey Parker. Or AMANIAC.)
2.) That guy over there -->
3.) Your government
4.) Your opinions/views
5.) The kitten that looked at me funny
6.) 4chan
7.) Megavideos servers
8.) Bigpond
9.) BIGPOND
10.) Apple
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AMANIAC
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:18 am Post subject: |
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Trippysmurf
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:22 am Post subject: |
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Top 10 reasons why anyone who doesn't like Transformers is an idiot:
10) It has Giant Robots
9) ...Who beat each other up
8 ) ...and blow s*** up
7) ...and there is a piece of eye candy
6) Its a movie that requires 0 brain functionality, like most action movies, designed so you sit back and enjoy, not over think a movie for 12 year olds.
5) Some of the good robots die; some of the bad robots die. Yay for non-one-sided fights.
4) Peter Cullen
3) Meghan Fox isn't in the movie to act; she's in it to look hot, wear skimpy clothes, and look hot. It worked for TWO Baywatch series. Don't believe me? Try to remember the plot to a single Baywatch episode that wasn't solved by a Playboy Playmate in a bathing suit running in slow motion?
2) There is always the off chance that Shia Labouf will get killed in one of these movies.
1) You honestly walked into a movie about 80s cartoon giant robots whose purpose is to beat each other up in spectacular CGI ways and sell toys, and you expected a riveting, Oscar worthy plot with deep character development. Seriously?
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MattAY
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Trippy certainly has the best list so far!
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ol_dirty_bastard
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:37 am Post subject: |
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if you want to dumb down society Transformers is fine.
or you could actually watch a good movie like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" or "taxi driver" (there's violence in that one!) Movies with good actors and screenplays that probe the depths of the human condition rather than having racially stereotyped robots spew one liners.
f*** michael bay and all he stands for. |
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LinksOcarina
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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| b****** wrote: | if you want to dumb down society Transformers is fine.
or you could actually watch a good movie like "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" or "taxi driver" (there's violence in that one!) Movies with good actors and screenplays that probe the depths of the human condition rather than having racially stereotyped robots spew one liners.
f*** michael bay and all he stands for. |
f*** you and what you stand for. There is entertaining movies and deep movies. You can enjoy both, you know.
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WickedLiquid
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Top ten movies of the past ten years (2000-now)
#10 Snatch
#9 Iron Man
#8 Kill Bill (it's one long movie)
#7 Donnie Darko
#6 The Dark Knight
#5 A Scanner Darkly
#4 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
#3 Waking Life
#2 Memento
#1 Lord of the Rings trilogy (f*** you, it's one long-ass movie)
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Lethean
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| Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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This is taken from some website I came across and I wanted to share it with you all:
Actually, not much of the thing is funny so I'll just quote two parts that made me think of this topic and/or chuckle.
| Quote: | Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Write a Top 10 Topic
You’re Unoriginal
I have an idea. Let’s go rip off someone else’s “Top 10″ list such as David Letterman’s list. Better yet, let’s take a list someone else has done and comment on each and every item in our own post. I can see the title now: “Ten Reasons Why This Top 10 List Sucks.”
You Can’t Think of 10 Things
You Don’t Have an Outlet
Why write your list if nobody is going to read it? Unless, of course, you just want to keep your awesome list to your self. Then again, you never hear about people dying and having a collection of “Top 10″ lists stashed away that were never published.
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used44
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| Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:42 am Post subject: |
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I love the failure made apparent when a site posts a Top _ List, and that number isn't ten. Wow, you really could only think of the Top 7 Action Scenes Featuring A Dog Or Cat? Not ten? Then maybe that's your first clue that you shouldn't have written that list.
Also, wtf at the people who said this would be closed. It seems to be a perfectly legit topic. |
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