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Guan_Yu
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 Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:00 pm Post subject: The Great Debate (about wiping your butt) |
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Yes, you read that correctly.
As we all know, there are two kinds of wipers in this world: standers and sitters.
Which one are you?
Do you honor the memories of your father and other great men before you as you triumphantly stand to wipe, or do you wipe while still sitting on the toilet seat, as lowly cowards and common criminals are known to do?
Let the battle begin.
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Wes
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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Ouch, my brain.
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Longo_2_guns
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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I throw the toilet paper on the ground and then body slam it until I'm all fresh and clean.
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Guan_Yu
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Wes wrote: | | Ouch, my brain. |
I don't even know how you can hurt your brain while wiping, will you share your technique?
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De-Ting
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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We had this conversation already, and basically what it boiled down to is the only people I know who stand to wipe are on GR.
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danielrbischoff
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Guan_Yu
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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| De-Ting wrote: | | We had this conversation already, and basically what it boiled down to is the only people I know who stand to wipe are on GR. |
Yeah, I know I did this topic before a while back, but it was a pretty entertaining "debate" and I just wanted to have some more silly fun.
And my conclusions were almost exactly the opposite of yours, I had never known so many people who sat down to wipe until I asked GR.
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crazycracker22
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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I like to relax when I shit. Standing over in a tensed hunched squat position would only make things uncomfortable and the added stress would probably cause me to reevaluate myself.
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NickKmet
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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I am a proud stander.
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danielrbischoff
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Standing in public restrooms, sitting at home... reclined.... Completely stretched out. |
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NickKmet
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| danielrbischoff wrote: | | Standing in public restrooms, sitting at home... reclined.... Completely stretched out. |
How does one wipe one's own ass when reclined? Wait, I don't want to know....
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Icepick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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wiping is for losers, a real man doesn't dust his basement
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danielrbischoff
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Icepick wrote: | | wiping is for losers, a real man doesn't dust his basement |
Yeah! He just gets a huge rash and never walks anywhere. Also his underwear is just covered in shit. |
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used44
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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I don't understand standers.
Team Lean. |
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De-Ting
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| used44 wrote: | I don't understand standers.
Team Lean. |
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Icepick
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| danielrbischoff wrote: | | Icepick wrote: | | wiping is for losers, a real man doesn't dust his basement |
Yeah! He just gets a huge rash and never walks anywhere. Also his underwear is just covered in s***. |
at least someone here understands
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LinksOcarina
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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Both.
I win the debate.
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Delorean88
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Longo_2_guns wrote: | | I throw the toilet paper on the ground and then body slam it until I'm all fresh and clean. |
lol'd at this... Thank you, this is a topic I can get behind
THis is going to sound gay and you know what? I don't care....
I'm a squatter, mixture of standing and sitting, causes good access to cleaning target. I'm a very thorough wiper, I want no remnants of the excretion of what was formerly taco bell left. I think it's interesting the differences of how people wipe. Because no one really teaches you, you kinda of find your own style and stick to it. Catcher's mitt, the Sheryl Crow, wrapped up towel or crumpled wad....... I've said this in a previous thread but I'm kind of a poop connoisseur and by that I mean I love taking a s***. But in toilets, none of that weird one cup two girls s*** but in bathrooms in toilets like normal people
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Lien
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Guan_Yu wrote: | | De-Ting wrote: | | We had this conversation already, and basically what it boiled down to is the only people I know who stand to wipe are on GR. |
Yeah, I know I did this topic before a while back, but it was a pretty entertaining "debate" and I just wanted to have some more silly fun.
And my conclusions were almost exactly the opposite of yours, I had never known so many people who sat down to wipe until I asked GR. |
And i said it back then and i'll say it again:
Sit or stand you say?
In japan, god only knows.
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C_nate
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| Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| I want one of those fancy things that shoots a jet of water in your ass. Then you don't need to worry about wiping techniques and only need to worry about drying off your now sparkling clean chocolate starfish afterwards. |
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