Spiderwebs: shit, piss, jizz, or a horrifying combination?

used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19256

I walk thru a spiderweb every goddamn day upon exiting my house and walking down the stairs. Motherfuckers will go banister-to-banister which just seems impossible.

NecroWolf · Usually Wrong Joined: 20 Mar 2006 Posts: 626

I feel your pain. They build them across my steps, and sometimes RIGHT IN THE GODDAM DOORFRAME.
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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5321

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

GR; traumatizing me since 2009
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Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 965

What's wrong with spiderwebs?

Smile

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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7363

I go out on my patio to enjoy a fresh cup of coffe just like in the commercials... content sigh and all that bull shit....

Fucking spider-web right in my face.

also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZktNItwexo
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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10822

<3 No Doubt.

Haha I hate it when I go through a web, I do a rubbing shakedown for about a minute just to make sure there are no arachnids on me.
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

Sucks when you walk into one coming out of your car late night wasted.
But no spiders in my hair so far, and I've sorta gotten used to it.
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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5321

Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5116

Be sure to check your hair for one of these next time it happens.

Scorpion-tailed spider

Ravine trap door spider

Tree Stump Spider

Horned Spider

Or be happy you didn't accidentally step into this and be swarmed.

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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7262

Fascinating.
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Yo.

WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5321

And don't forget the radioactive Spider.
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7363

OH GOD CAN'T SCROLL AWAY FAST ENOUGH
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Green_Lantern · Spacecataz Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 4164

Never understood the fear of spiders...

Snakes on the other hand...fuck those guys.

Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 965

Snakes are great! Have you held one?
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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7262

Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 965

Nah, I've held a snake before. Yours is nothing impressive.
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Wes · Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 2585

When did De-Ting become Urban?

Oh and thanks for the nightmares Paradox. Spiders suck, spider-webs suck, anything spider related except for Spider-man sucks.
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Lien · Die Hard Commie Bastard Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2743

De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7262

used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19256

Not so much the fear of spiders but the grossness and annoyingness of the stupid webs every single morning.