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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:18 pm    Post subject: BBK is drunk Part 2 place your bets Reply with quote

And about to hit the clubs!

What is your guess on the outcome of the night???

BBK beds a girl? Odds are 1:3

BBK goes home drunk and cries him to sleep? Odds are 1:8

BBK crashes a student party and somehow ends up doing cocaine? Odds are 1:20


Let's hear you votes!

Thusfar I've had 6 beers and 4 shots of Jager.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're already drunk at 4:30 you'll be passing out by 11.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At this rate, I'm betting that BBK will wake up tomorrow only remembering about one third of the night.

In those missing two thirds you will probably crash a student party where you'll do coke off of the ass of a girl you just slept with and then drunkenly cry yourself to sleep. Good work, imaginary BBK!
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what are the odds on "picks up a fat chick, and then out of shame says he didn't score at all"
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are the odds on waking up to a saw anus and a cricket bat?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tonight BBK hangs out at a bowling alley, buys a lane and invites some friends but no one comes, later writes off the entire Saturday night as personal emergent performance art extravaganza in his journal and posts sepia tone photos of himself wearing bowling shoes in the men's room on Instagram? Odds are 1:2
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Goes home alone and cries himself to sleep!

Winners, collect your monies.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hangover Brekkie time!

Full English Breakfast yes? Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattAY wrote:
Hangover Brekkie time!

Full English Breakfast yes? Wink


Ditto. I'm feeling better already Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey wait you didn't say at what time? Don't fuck with me on this I could use the cash. Were you passed out by 11 after hugging a toilet bowl with tears in your eyes?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well - what happened?
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Well - what happened?


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Optimus-Crime wrote:
UrbanMasque wrote:
Well - what happened?



dat heel
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya'll didn't count in the fact that I'm 7 hours ahead of New York, so 4:30 PM would've been a cozy 11:30 P.M.--ample time to commit chicaneries.

Somethings of note:

A 40+ year old blonde kissed me on the lips after I gave her a cigarette.

I took a cab for a distance of 200 ft.

I danced with a very pretty girl, did all the seduction moves I knew of, yet she "had a man". I hate bullshit like that.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A 40+ year old blonde duded kissed you, but whatever. Action is action.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A 40+ year old blonde duded kissed you, but whatever. Action is action.


To be fair, I did enjoy it. She looked very cougary.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i never got into the whole cougar thing, it's like putting bald tires on your car

that being said I have shagged one, and felt disgusted with myself the next day, her kids were only a few years younger then me
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a fine line between a cougar and something you find in a trailer park or Narcotics Anonymous.
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I'm thinking about chopping my hair off. Cougars like my hair for some reason. I'm not talking about sexy ones either. I'm talking about the ones that smoke too much, sounding like Eddie Van Halen and thinking it's good to play with my hair. I don't want to say quit it, because they're liable to dump their hot coffee on me.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UghRochester wrote:
I'm thinking about chopping my hair off. Cougars like my hair for some reason. I'm not talking about sexy ones either. I'm talking about the ones that smoke too much, sounding like Eddie Van Halen and thinking it's good to play with my hair. I don't want to say quit it, because they're liable to dump their hot coffee on me.



You should start a blog or something detailing all of your encounters with the opposite sex.
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