The Five Figure Club

MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10822

Before you ask, no it's not the five FINGER club...so those people need to get the fuck out.

I've reached 10000 posts, I'm a member of this prestigious group of members that have stuck to GR because of its incredible community, and glorious laughs and smiles. Coupled with a few tears and embarrassment. WE HAVE SHARED SO MUCH GR! I mean fuck, I'm actually typing all of this and I'm not even drunk - that's how much you all mean to me!

The meaning of this topic? Well, it's to show off my post count really - LOOK AT IT ASSHOLES HAHAHA!!
But on a serious note, it's a thankyou for being here. I enjoy every visit to these forums, full of great people and diverse personalities. I mean, I'm pretty sure we have the highest count of sociopaths in one place right now...gotta be a record right?
Please stick around, keep posting, and help keep this place what it is - a virtual best friend palace.

I also invite you to post your treasured GR memories, or any GR-related moments you can think of that made you laugh, smile, cry, or cringe...or all 4....just like the time when Longo surprised me from behin-.....hmm, that's a story for another time.

RIGHT, now give me the key to the VIP lounge mothertruckers. I'm getting a beer, sitting in my chair, and I'm going to smoke a cigar with a lapdance. Enjoy your 4 figures, peasants!! The bar has been raised - come join me up here, the air is fucking great!
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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5112

Congrats man. At my current rate of posting, I'll be joining you in the VIP lounge in about 11 years or so. Just keep the beer cold and and peanuts warm until then.
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intoTheRain · Doesnt Like to Get Wet Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3185

i thought this was going to be the people who make 5 figures club Smile

i MIGHT be at 10k posts if i added both my old accounts.. but im not even sure i would then. cant remember how many posts my old accounts had.

and congratulations. in honor of your achievement i've spoken to authorities in Japan, and they will allow uncensored pornography from this day forward.
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Affen · Freedom Runner Joined: 19 Sep 2008 Posts: 1840

Good old lurking memories.

Bretimus_v2 · The Japazillian Dynasty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 8271

Congrats, you fantastic posh bast**d, you. It means that much more now that I've heard you singing the Can You Feel the Love Tonight.
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UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5539

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used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19254

Rainemaida · Beatnik Joined: 14 Jun 2003 Posts: 10656

Congrats, GR stole ~3000 of my posts in the site changes over the years. I'm still near the top though!
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Mod-Chip · Senior Idler Joined: 26 Dec 2001 Posts: 7323

Lien · Die Hard Commie Bastard Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2743

One day, Mattay, i want to be just like you.
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Wes · Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 2578

Am I the only one who thought Matt wrote five FINGER club and was disappointed?
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LinksOcarina · The Anti-Fanboy Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 11113