If I could turn back time...

BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

I'd tell Jared it wouldn't have worked out with Katie and saved him all that heartbreak
I'd warn DWTC and his crew about that car crash
I'd be a father figure for Shane and let him know everything is going to be ok.

Oh, if only I could go back...

I'd tell Longo sharing that pic would forever be saved on my hard drive
I'd shout slogans at Kaan while he lifted those penis weights
I'd make sure Ugh knew I was "thinking about it"

Just imagine how much would change if

I got to tell Powerful Roger that a black man will be the next president
I was able to grab GhostTrip's facebook page before he left
I told more jokes while WR was around about how guys who like UFC are just hiding their own gayness

I also wish I got more gay jokes in while FTG was here. But hey, we can't change the past people, we're stuck here.

But people come and go. GR is quite an amazing place when you think about it. Because of GR, Tigerlilly and JCD are a couple. Look what this site did? It actually formed a relationship!

But I want to take it one step further. I want there to be a first ever wedding on GR. But we need more females. Normally I would ask MattAY to send some Korean Brides over but we need a relationship that is going to work based on how well they connect, not on their level of asian-ness.

Also, you can't just like, make a wedding happen. Unless you're Hindu.

I believe though that one day we'll have a GR wedding, a HETEROSEXUAL one.

UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5546

JCD and Tigerlily is the closest we got. Are they still a couple?
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Green_Lantern · Spacecataz Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 4165

TL makes it sound like they are whenever she randomly comes around now a days.

GiftedMonkey · Very Special Forces Joined: 10 Jul 2001 Posts: 4800

Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5117

Aww man, I thought this topic was about Cher. Sad

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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 788

I'd have left a long time ago. Now I'm stuck here. fml

FrozenBacon · 100% sexy Joined: 12 Aug 2003 Posts: 7794

I would've slapped myself the second I signed up on these forums.

Rakon · In Transit Joined: 18 Mar 2007 Posts: 3438

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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10823

We've sadly had Windy leave us, that's the only GR passing I'm aware of. RIP.

I'm FB friends with TL and JCD and I believe they're still together. I'm pretty sure they're the cutest damn couple I've ever seen. I see TL's knitting projects posted now and again, she needs to become famous with that already.
So yeah - WEDDING! It's only a matter of time.
SHOTGUN BEST MAN!

There was a time when Longo was in England. We'd arranged to meet up in London, but I had plans for a birthday party that I'd promised to go to (I'd forgotten at the time Longman asked me), so I would definitely turn back time so I could tell my friend to shove his birthday up his ass.
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Longo_2_guns · Ruler of the Queen's Navy Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 14042

Honestly, I would have just talked about doing it sooner so we could've had more time to hammer out the details. Especially since that was my last weekend there.

If I could turn back time, I would go back to a couple weeks ago when I got so drunk that I blacked out, which effectively put the brakes on my love life.

Besides that, I have no regrets, especially not with anything here. You all have helped me through the last eight goddamn years, and that means so much to me. I wouldn't change a thing.

Also, the only car accident I remember was Crazy Cune's when he was going to see ICP.
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spartan317 · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Posts: 586

Never wanted to post in the forums because you were all so intimidating with your rapist wit and neck rolls... After some keen observations though (and a lot of weed) I finally posted... its been nice
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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10823

Haha, we do have a lot of inside jokes.
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Master_Craig · Wannabe Artist Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 592

FTG... Flaming Tiki God? What happened to him? Where did he run off to? :/

Longo_2_guns · Ruler of the Queen's Navy Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 14042

He's all high and mighty now about how mature he is for not coming here. Which is sort of understandable, I guess, if he views this as an earlier part of his life or something and wants to distance himself from it.
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Master_Craig · Wannabe Artist Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 592

I remember not coming here for a fair while... mistake. Sad

Dobby2244 · Joined: 03 Aug 2002 Posts: 4823

if i could turn back time i would not meet up with Jared, that way I wouldnt have to keep hearing our names mentioned together.