Happy year of the snake!

[Lien]

Let's make this year our B****!
The snake: Symbol of flexibility. People born in this year are helpful people who are wiling to change their habit to meet someone else's problems. They usually live out long lives and are known to be prosperous.

So go out and blow some firecracker and scare away the nian beast! Wear red, orange and mandarin to bring good luck and give gifts in red envelops to your bestest friends!

Or just forget about all this and just get drunk on tsingtao...
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[cyberjim2000]

Happy New Years. Go out and ask random Asian people for money.

[MattAY]

[De-Ting]

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

K, I'm done.
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Yo.

[Psuedo]

This better be a good year for me.

[Sourdeez]

There's a snake in my boot!
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“Yeah but when does EA come in when your trying for auto erotic asphyxiation and decide that you are really trying to commit suicide? Then they force you to do what they want.”

[UghRochester]

Oh, couple more years for the year of the sheep!
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[Mod-Chip]

hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[MattAY]

No need to piss all over the floor, Mod-Chip
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[UghRochester]

He can't help it, that's where the toilets are.
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[danielrbischoff]

Happy new year all. Had some great Chinese food last night but holy crap was the restaurant busy.
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[LinksOcarina]

My brother was born during the year of the snake.

He is not helpful at all. So the Chinese lied.
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