used44

[Bretimus_v2]

I'm pretty sure he's a communist and I feel like the community really needs to go on a witch hunt about it. I mean, his XCOM team has Russians...cmon, guys. Really?
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[cyberjim2000]

The U.S. brought Alaska from Russia back in 1867. Why is this relevant? Guess who lives in Alaska? That's right, used44.

[spartan317]

I don't think that you should throw excuses in the bin like this about our comrade... He always brings the vodka to parties as well
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[Bretimus_v2]

Wait...one minute...I feel like I'm missing something...important.
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[used44]

It's randomly generated! I'm not communist! I love America! Yes, and I love dee Amereecan womeen! In my country, dee womeen– oh wait *ahem*

I don't have a Russian accent! No, no, no!

[spartan317]

Girls all like to have handle on his ballsac's... Yes they taste mighty of Caviar and Stooden left over night...
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[MattAY]

I'm going to admit, I edited his posts sometimes so he sounded commy.
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[De-Ting]

So you're saying he's been raising Alaskan Ruskies?!
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Yo.

[WickedLiquid]

#1 Alaska becomes a Canadian province

#2 Quebec becomes it's own country

#3 Newfoundland gets blu-ray players

Problem solved
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[Optimus-Crime]

Alaska doesn't joke around about their hardcore American patriotism. I know Alaska looks like an easy kill, but you'd have a much easier time annexing Hawaii.

[Sourdeez]

Arnt we all citizens of the world and soon mars?
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“Yeah but when does EA come in when your trying for auto erotic asphyxiation and decide that you are really trying to commit suicide? Then they force you to do what they want.”

[Rakon]

[Optimus-Crime]

something something something, so I'm gonna have to check your little green man card,
blah blah blah...

hmm..I'm still working on it.

[Sourdeez]