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 Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:48 pm Post subject: Fuck Valve |
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Sourdeez
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Common, we all know as soon as microsoft shows its new console at E3 valve will announce Half Life 3 ,Source 2.0 and announce it as multi platform.
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/Valve-Source-2-engine-half-life-game,16659.html
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| Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:41 pm Post subject: |
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Totally unwarranted... Maybe.
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De-Ting
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Not without a ring.
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Lego
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When did they start making HL3? Nobody know cause they have to be so godamn mysterious.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:51 pm Post subject: Re: Fuck Valve |
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madster111
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| Lego wrote: | | When did they start making HL3? Nobody know cause they have to be so godamn mysterious. |
They haven't been working on just Half-Life 3, they've spent the last few years working on the Source 2 engine. I bet they have enough content by now for 2 or 3 new games, and once they've polished the new engine they'll begin slapping all that content together and release it once the Piston has started getting some decent uptake. Or maybe they'll release it exclusively on the Piston first at the same time as the 720/PS4, and piss themselves laughing as their sales absolutely fucking ruin MS/Sony's year.
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Guan_Yu
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Half-Life 3 has been finished for years but Gabe doesn't let anyone play it because it's the source of all his secret schmeckle butter. My uncle works for Valve and told me this.
Gabe Newell's real name is Schmecky Schmellheim, and he wants to schmell your schmeckle. Run.
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LinksOcarina
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Half-Life 3 is likely being made now, but that doesn't guarantee anything.
Hell, Half-Life 2 was pretty bad in the end.
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Lethean
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I'll gladly fuck Valve. If I could fuck them. Their steam sale, big picture, Half Life series...Take your time with Episode 3 Gabe! I have yet to beat HL2!
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Sourdeez
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| Lethean wrote: | | I'll gladly fuck Valve. If I could fuck them. Their steam sale, big picture, Half Life series...Take your time with Episode 3 Gabe! I have yet to beat HL2! |
How would you do it? From behind?
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Lethean
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| danielrbischoff wrote: | | Lethean wrote: | | I'll gladly fuck Valve. If I could fuck them. Their steam sale, big picture, Half Life series...Take your time with Episode 3 Gabe! I have yet to beat HL2! |
How would you do it? From behind? |
Behind and sideways while playing with Gabe's moobs. (Of which there is plenty to grab!)
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Lego
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It's been 8 years. Gimme my game. Anyone that disagrees that this is, in fact, my game can get in line behind Valve.
They could also use a marketing department so that fans like me would atleast have some expectations of what the game would be like/ what it's about/ any information at all. Instead, I have to resort to internet forum hearsay and random interviews with cryptic content.
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| Lego wrote: | It's been 8 years. Gimme my game. Anyone that disagrees that this is, in fact, my game can get in line behind Valve.
They could also use a marketing department so that fans like me would atleast have some expectations of what the game would be like/ what it's about/ any information at all. Instead, I have to resort to internet forum hearsay and random interviews with cryptic content. |
Nice try lego, you'll never get your hands on my Gordon Freeman. The last thing I want is a lego trilogy version of Half-Life |
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Bretimus_v2
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Last I heard, they were looking to get Morgan Freeman to join forces with Morgan Freeman.
The working title is Get Busy Half-Living or Get Busy Half-Dying.
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Messed up. |
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Tyrranis
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:45 am Post subject: |
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| Bretimus_v2 wrote: | Last I heard, they were looking to get Morgan Freeman to join forces with Morgan Freeman.
The working title is Get Busy Half-Living or Get Busy Half-Dying. |
...what?
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De-Ting
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| Tyrranis wrote: | | Bretimus_v2 wrote: | Last I heard, they were looking to get Morgan Freeman to join forces with Morgan Freeman.
The working title is Get Busy Half-Living or Get Busy Half-Dying. |
...what? |
It actually sounds like a decent movie.
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MasterRabbi
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 7:25 am Post subject: |
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Thumbs up 213EDD, the day there's a LEGO Half-Life is the day I abandon all hope and inhibition.
Also, let me know when that movie's coming out. I'm there. |
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