Meet Chris

BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

He's a hopeless romantic down on his luck.

Meet Lethean

He's a hopless romantic, married to J-LO.

But sometimes, some things change and the heart wants what it wants.

COMING THIS SUMMER, it's the blockbuster movie that will tear at your heart and still make you laugh.

Featuring Mike Meyers as MattAY

Gary Busey as Madster

Carrot top as Longo 2 Guns

Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern

Pee Wee Herman as De-Ting

Too many feels Sad

Morgan Freeman as UrbanMasque

Steve Carrell and Rain Wilson as Daniel and WL

Lou Ferrigno as Icepick

UghRochester as himself

and introducing, Sakari the eskimo as Used44

VIDYA GAMES
Written and Directed by BlackStar

June 2013

MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10925

Oh yes. Titanic and LotR can fuck off with their Academy Awards.

Why are Chris' nipples so hairy?! Look at it!
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UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5334

..as long as we know - I'd be an AWESOME god... im ok with this..
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Longo_2_guns · Ruler of the Queen's Navy Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 14199

Chris_Crime · Joined: 18 Mar 2007 Posts: 3755

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuyWr7_Higo

and never you mind about my hairy nipples, Matt. That just means I've gone through puberty, is all.

danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7559

Guys, guys! Let's camp out in front of Grauman's Chinese Theatre, just like we did for the prequels!
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used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19358

I can't wait.

Lien · Die Hard Commie Bastard Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2836

The role of Lien will not appear after editing due to union dispute.
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BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

Don't worry Lien, we still need a crew. You can scrub the toliets.

Welcome to Hollywood.

LinksOcarina · The Anti-Fanboy Joined: 08 Nov 2005 Posts: 11165

Can I at least have a cameo as a homeless Ocarina player?
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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7351

Green_Lantern · Spacecataz Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 4236

I am OK with this.

Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5188

I would pay upwards of $9.50 to see this movie.
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Icepick · Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:58 pm Post subject:

I have never been more ok with something in my life
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UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5686

I guess I'm a cameo now.
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intoTheRain · Doesnt Like to Get Wet Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3261

god damn ryan reynolds looks insanely good in that pic (no homo), but a little jelly

anyway Ryan had to cancel due to personal reasons..

So I made some calls and got

to take his place
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BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

NO

Ryan Reynolds IS Green Lantern

Stop ruining my thread, ruiner!

intoTheRain · Doesnt Like to Get Wet Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 3261

its funny i didn't even make that connection

but leo looks exactly like GL...

but Ryan told me he isn't available due to personal reasons. maybe Dobby can pull some strings, if you know what i'm sayin Wink

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Lien · Die Hard Commie Bastard Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2836

Ryan Reynolds shall be added on Decaprio's face after edited thanks to the wonders of CGI.
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BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

Good idea. We need a CGI and editor. Any volunteers?

Lein? I see your hand up but I don't see you scrubbing toilets.