Vote for me and I'll show you my pen is...

Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5191

...in my hand, ready to write thank you notes for all the votes.

If elected, I'll also put a Coke machine in the cafeteria, extend recess by an extra fifteen minutes and have Mattay give TWO Asians in each birthday topic.

Vote 'Dox!
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Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 980

You had me at pen. That is a nice looking nib... I like it!
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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5191

Psuedo · Joined: 09 Jul 2012 Posts: 92

I want a coke machine. Cut out the middle man!

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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5191

Icepick and I are running pretty much neck and neck in the votes. I just want to thank...oh what's this? A picture of boobs accidentally posted?

Please spare the ban stick, it was purely unintentional and in no way aimed to sway undecided voters.
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UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5691

I wonder if I'm the only one that knows your avatar is a nice ass Cartman.
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Icepick · Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:35 am Post subject:

I thought you had more tact than that Paradox, resorting to boobs for votes, so childish

I on the other hand offer the gift of education, free schooling for all those who vote for me, complete with an army of asian schoolgirl assistants to help you study

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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5191

^^^
It's in my topic, so it counts as part of my campaign now.

I'll also put a word in Joss Weadon's ear about this little film idea:

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