BlackStar's TTYL thread AKA why Longo is a friendly-ass-guy

BlackStar · Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4840

So the guy locks my Valentine thread and expects me to wait around all day for him to unlock it. But since I actually was super busy IRL I make a new thread about my wedding and he deletes it. Way to go Longo, your Penis just keeps growing. I'd be able to insult you better if I weren't in such a great/nervous mood.

So unless the dipshit deletes this one too I'll just say my wedding was fantastic. Our honeymoon was even better until it was interupted by my wife going into labor. I'm playing the waiting game in the hospital and my hands are literally shaking as I type this.

Once everything is said and done I'll share a pic of lil BS Jr.

Sourdeez · Does it use DX11?!? Joined: 12 Feb 2012 Posts: 1349

Congratulations

Just discipline Longo. Roll up a newspaper and smack him on the nose.
Or like a cat, Spray him with water.
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De-Ting · Formerly Known as Prince Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 7351

Bro, I know. I know. I know that feel.

I know that feel bro.
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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 826

Congratulations on the wedding.
I hope your wife knows she's got a player for life, and that's not bullshittin ;_;7
did you have a small or large wedding? How was the reception? First dance song?

re: Longo

First they came for Shane,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Shane.

Then they came for Mikey V.,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Mikey V.

Then they came for BlackStar,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't BlackStar.

Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.

UrbanMasque · Don't Feed Him Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 5335

...sorry man..
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Longo_2_guns · Ruler of the Queen's Navy Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 14199

Congratulations, man.

You gotta give us all of the details. Gender, name, size, dilation, social security number, everything.
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Bretimus_v2 · The Japazillian Dynasty Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 8454

I came for the pics of Longo's man love, I stayed for the craziest wedding day ever story.

Congrats, BlackStar. On the wedding and the upcoming kiddo.
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Icepick · Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:35 pm Post subject:

danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7562

Wait, I'm confused. You got married BlackStar? And now you're having a baby?

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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5475

And another one becomes a dad!

If BlackStar can become a father then there's hope for us all lol. Congrats man.
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UghRochester · Fattest Jedi Around Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Posts: 5688

I can't give you give you anything, Blackstar.
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Mod-Chip · Senior Idler Joined: 26 Dec 2001 Posts: 7366

That's so sweet. You should make a novelty GR account for him, that way he will be way old school when he's old enough to come to the forums.

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.....that's not creepy at all guys.