Isn't anyone going to help me clean up?

WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5335

Jeez what a mess you guys made at the party ysterday

Oh God, please tell me these condoms were used as water balloons?

I have to clean this up all by myself.... So I'll tell you what, if you help out you'll get a special gift by the end of the day! OOOOOOOO!
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Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 968

*stops throwing leftover brownies onto the floor*

...

...Nah, I'm good here. I'm gonna nibble on my dry, dry scones. So crumbly!
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MattAY · Posh B**tard Joined: 02 Mar 2006 Posts: 10838

I'll help!

First of all the banning of Chris! Get the ugly job out of the wy right? Wink

Rock, paper, scissors on who does it....
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Sourdeez · Does it use DX11?!? Joined: 12 Feb 2012 Posts: 1160

I think there's a dead body in the tub. Should we melt it?
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Affen · Freedom Runner Joined: 19 Sep 2008 Posts: 1845

Clean up is the whole reason I don't host parties. Enjoy your mess!

Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 968

The body, not the tub, Sourdeez. We're gonna need some plastic.
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Lien · Die Hard Commie Bastard Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2755

Oh lord... all i remembered from last night was... Gatsby and... winter wrap ups?... oh sweet Celestia... bartender? Gimme another apple cider... need to wash this down...

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Optimus-Crime · bananable Joined: 03 Mar 2012 Posts: 803

>tfw no tfw no gf thread

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Paradox · Temporal Mechanic Joined: 19 Mar 2002 Posts: 5124

Lein left a pony in the bathroom. It pooped. A lot. I just closed the door and walked away.

I sprayed febreeze on the furniture. It smelled like booze, weed and five types of dish liquid vomit.

I'll go sweep the kitchen floor. Mattay fell asleep on a pile of 3D mousepad breasts and someone gave him a 'makeover' in his sleep. Hair is everywhere.

Oh, and Optimus? 96, and I need to be your Facebook friend.
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danielrbischoff · Joined: 13 Nov 2009 Posts: 7386

I got up, ate some cereal, exercised, and now I still feel like shit.

Still, I'll help liquid. *picks up a red cup*

.... Where do you want this?
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used44 · Joined: 08 Mar 2002 Posts: 19285

Did you seriously get drunk? Awesome. I had one beer.

Longo_2_guns · Ruler of the Queen's Navy Joined: 29 Jun 2003 Posts: 14081

I didn't drink, but I did beat Dan at Mortal Kombat. So that was fun.

I think if he wasn't so tired and drunk, he would've performed better.
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Sightless · Joined: 23 Jul 2010 Posts: 968

I hear he also has performance anxiety, so I'm sure that doesn't help.

Oh fine, I'll help too. But only because everyone said they love me so much. At least this dish liquid is somewhat useful...
...Why are there so many sparkles?
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WickedLiquid · In Limbo Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 5335

That'll do pig.
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