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MattAY
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:21 am    Post subject: Everything is better in twos. Reply with quote

Two socks.

Two pizzas.

Two girls.

And of course....2 FUCKING GUNS!!



FUCK YEEEEAH!!!



YEEEES!!



HELL YEAAAAH!!!!



YES!!



YEEES!!








.........What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!







YEEEEEEEESS!!!!



OH HELL YES!!!!

....

So to sum up - Happy Birthday Longo_2_Guns! May you have a fucking adrenaline-filled day full of cake and stuff.

Oh, one more thing:



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Am I doing it right?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BAM!



Now you have TWO Asians. Happy Birthday, Longo.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming this summer.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878/

It was the movie that was made for you Longo.


Happy Birthday.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The '2 guns' part of your name is always the focus. My gift to you is a celebration in the day of...Longo.

You start your day with a bike ride with cyclist Jeannie Longo


You end your ride at the museum to go view an art exhibit by Robert Longo.


While there, you meet fellow art enthusiast Major General Richard Longo.


Before you go out on the town, you press play on Goodbye Horses and apply your favorite Vincent Longo SPF 12 baby balm lipstick...


...and put on your finest Stacy Longo eco-fashion.


Walking through the park towards the film district, you trip over some...bone I guess?


You dust yourself off and arrive at the premiere of actor Cody Longo's latest film.


After the movie it's a birthday dinner at Longo's!


At dinner, Cody introduces you to model Mariah Longo.


You promptly show her your two guns...


...in public in a family establishment.


Happy birthday, Longo!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ▬▬▬▬Happy Birthday Longo
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What game is the 4th picture down on the first post?
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got you some Spring Training tickets. Is it cool if I borrow them though? Cubs vs Giants in AZ.


Thanks, you're the best.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Strideout wrote:
What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSqvYioc658
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks guys. I'm currently too Irish to properly thank you, but I'll be sure to do that later tonight.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday Longo! I hope you have twice as much fun you usually have.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I totally just looked at the pictures and didn't read anything that was actually said. Happy birthday, man! Get slammed and pound some señoritas on all of our behalf!

I would post you a gift of guns or Asian women or a two pack of toothpaste, but images into these forums are such a fucking pain in the ass from an iPhone. Just know that you have received an e-gift from Ol' Shaner.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday Longo, use your two guns responsibly!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



2 chains for 2 guns
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy stuff!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy_birthday_Longo
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy birthday dude!
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, fittingly enough, I'm turning 22.


Man I'm old.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
Also, fittingly enough, I'm turning 22.


Man I'm old.


As someone who turned 33 on his last, I'm legally obligated to say 'Fuck you'. That aside though, again, happy birthday!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shit, I'll be 22 as well in May. Congrats for surviving this long.
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