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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Reply with quote

West of House

This is an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
A rubber mat saying 'Welcome to Zork!' lies by the door.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Put firecracker in in mailbox
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Check mailbox
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Turn 360 degrees, walk away
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FrozenBacon wrote:
>Put firecracker in in mailbox


You can't see any such thing.

danielrbischoff wrote:
>Check mailbox


That's not a verb I recognize.

madster111 wrote:
>Turn 360 degrees, walk away


You can't see any such thing.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>die
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
>die


That's not a verb I recognize.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Kill self
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>look in a window
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
>Kill self


What do you want to kill yourself with?
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Go home and medicate.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bretimus_v2 wrote:
>look in a window


You can't see any such thing.

Sourdeez wrote:
>Go home and medicate.


You can't see any such thing.

Pssssst! You guys suck at playing Zork.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Quit Zork
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>knock on door
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
>Quit Zork


I only understood you as far as wanting to quit.

Lien wrote:
>knock on door


I don't think that anybody's home.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Usually when I play these games, I kill myself first and then play.

>Open door
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never played it.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Longo_2_guns wrote:
Usually when I play these games, I kill myself first and then play.

>Open door


The door cannot be opened.

Bretimus_v2 wrote:
I've never played it.


Just remember to use the navigational directions (east, south, etc.) and clear verbs.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

> Look under mat
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MattAY wrote:
> Look under mat


There is nothing interesting there.
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