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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Ax was swung with enough force to penetrate a rope. The rope severed and the chandelier above MattAY fell on top of him.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FrozenBacon wrote:
>look window


The window is open, but I can't tell what's beyond it.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Climb through the window FFS



And all this time I was thinking The White House, as in, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kitchen
You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food.
A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of peppers.
A bottle is sitting on the table.
The glass bottle contains:
A quantity of water.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Drink Water
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UghRochester wrote:
>Drink Water


I'd like to, but I can't get to it.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Look under the table
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Get sack
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>Go To Table
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

> Look Under Table
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> Call Used
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Well, zork sucks.
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Don't say that; you're on the front page for this.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New text adventure!

Lost Pig

Pig lost! Boss say that it Grunk fault. Say Grunk forget about closing gate. Maybe boss right. Grunk not remember forgetting, but maybe Grunk just forget. Boss say Grunk go find pig, bring it back. Him say, if Grunk not bring back pig, not bring back Grunk either. Grunk like working at pig farm, so now Grunk need find pig.

Outside
Grunk think that pig probably go this way. It hard to tell at night time, because moon not bright as sun. There forest to east and north. It even darker there, and Grunk hear lots of strange animal. West of Grunk, there big field with little stone wall. Farm back to south.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

<admit that i'vealways sucked at these games

>look at field
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bretimus_v2 wrote:
>look at field


That field part of other farm. Grunk not allowed over there. Some time it all full of vegetable, but right now it just dirt.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Call for pig
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>Go North. Grunk sounds like a warrior.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

De-Ting wrote:
>Call for pig


There no answer. Maybe pig not want to get found.

MattAY wrote:
>Go North. Grunk sounds like a warrior.


Forest look dark. Pig probably someplace in there, but Grunk not know which way to go. Not want end up lost in forest with no pig.

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>look for tracks
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