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Blood, tears and prolapse, another Icepick tale
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Icepick
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PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've only ever had feces 3, maybe 4 times, and even then it's not a mudslide (this obvious story is an exception) unless she's literally seconds away from having a movement, your dick will be shit free
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://coed.com/2008/11/13/a-very-shtty-one-night-stand/

Tim and his buddies threw back a couple of monster burritos and hit the town for a few celebratory drinks and a little action.

Four hours later, Tim woke up startled and disoriented to a horrific odor that was unfortunately all too familiar. The night before flashed before his eyes – the big burrito dinner, the dozens of Buttery Nipple and Sex on the Beach shots, the super-hot stranger sex and of course, the queezy feeling in his stomach before he passed out cold. “Oh sh*t,” he thought, literally, OH SH*T!

Tim sprang out of the bed in terror realizing that not only had he sh*t a stranger’s bed, but both their naked bodies had been tossing in his burrito-diarrhea for hours. Her bed resembled a crime scene. Thank God she was still asleep.

Tim was always quick on his feet and this situation was no different. Frantic, he grabbed a towel, wiped his body down and with the grace of a painter, dabbed the diarrhea around her nether-region. He quickly threw on his clothes and grabbed the pen and paper to write a note.

The note read:

“Trinity, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are the most disgusting human being I have ever met in my life. GET SOME HELP!”

Tim quietly placed the note on her bedside table, grabbed his coat and slipped out the front door, completely off the hook. Needless to say, he never saw Trinity again.
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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Icepick I was at a bar reading this story on my phone and I couldnt hold in the laughter. Thanks!

So think you're staying away from brown town for a while or did that shit not scare you away from it?


ANSWER ME BITCH!

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PostPosted: Mon May 20, 2013 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lethean wrote:
Lethean wrote:
Icepick I was at a bar reading this story on my phone and I couldnt hold in the laughter. Thanks!

So think you're staying away from brown town for a while or did that shit not scare you away from it?


ANSWER ME BITCH!

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hard to answer when I'm banned

And I'm the fucking mayor of brown town
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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha oh my gosh. What a crazy story. Never a dull moment for you

The only time I've been in hospital is when my good friends decided to stick me in a cab alone when I was beyond drunk and the cabby ended up calling an ambulance when we got to my house.

But the worst for me was just a couple weeks ago. My brother was in a car accident and helicoptered to hospital. I flew to see him straight away.. It's been an emotional couple weeks but luckily he is recovering quickly now...


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh that's awful. I hope everything gets better soon!
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