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Icepick
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:04 am    Post subject: a message board that tells you not to make topics? Reply with quote

Well why don't I buy a hover craft that tells me not to hover, a car that tells me to walk, a scooter that advises no scooting

what happened gr, you used to be cool, except for wicked liquid, but everyone else was pretty rad, you've all grown old and are trying to hard to appeal to all audiences, selling out your image for mass appeal, leaving us, the folks who built your community out in the cold all for the mighty dollar, well I got news for you, sniffing glue might seem like fun at the time, but do you know that stuff is made from cow feet? Some cow is now an amputee just so you can get your rocks off
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't make MattAY angry, you won't like him when hes angry.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

apparently all it takes to make him angry is a clearly comical .gif

describing, in detail mind you, of how I sodomized a girl to the point she has to shit in a bag = wholesome entertainment and acceptable by GR's standards

posting a comedic sketch where a woman blows up after being hit by a dodgeball = wtf omg bbq you're the worst person ever, like if hitler was mixed with soggy toast
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that gif promotes alcoholism, where is the GR justice squad to protect children like de-ting from having their minds warped?
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Icepick wrote:
like if hitler was mixed with soggy toast



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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome back Icepick, there I was wondering where you had been all this time. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:49 am    Post subject: Re: a message board that tells you not to make topics? Reply with quote

Icepick wrote:
leaving us, the folks who built your community out in the cold all for the mighty dollar

Seems pretty obvious to me that "the folks who built [our] community" have largely left the site well before any change in management or this huge drive for the mighty dollar.

I'm not locking this thread so you can continue your bitching as long as you have breath, but don't start anymore threads for this purpose or you'll get a 48 hour ban.


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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:04 am    Post subject: Re: a message board that tells you not to make topics? Reply with quote

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leaving us, the folks who built your community out in the cold all for the mighty dollar




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danielrbischoff wrote:

I'm not locking this thread so you can continue your bitching as long as you have breath, but don't start anymore threads for this purpose or you'll get a 48 hour ban.



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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what I meant foo'

We left your prolapse topic open because we love ya buddy.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I honestly don't care about making new threads, but don't just post bull shit or complain about the work I ask the mods to do. I spam ALL THE TIME. There's not a lot of activity on these boards, so spamming creatively is more than accepted.

If you make interesting topics in General Gaming I'm likely to post it on the front page (not that that does anything, jus' saying).
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banning Icepick? This should be good.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


Keep up the awesome, terrifying stories of you taking a behymen.



I also missed the Ascii porn post before it was locked.
http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I posted this before, i'll post it again.
http://foldablehuman.com/foldingideas/s2e15-sam-witwicky/

Icepick = the male gaze. We need him cause he is the demographic everyone should roll their eyes at.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha it's all shits and giggles, I wouldn't worry.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you ban me wont that kill 20% of the traffic here in this ghost town? You wont/cant do it, you're my bitch, now bend over and take it

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Banned. I'll lift it sometime on Sunday.
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This reminds me, where the hell is BlackStar?
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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does this count as porn?


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