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Sourdeez
Does it use DX12?!?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 1:22 pm    Post subject: Make fun of Mac Reply with quote

Apple has just announced its new mac pros.




it looks like a trash can with ports



I hope they put a cap on it with a fan. I've always supported blowing all your heat out the top of the case. I currently do it with my gaming rig and have seen drops in temps between 3-7c
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, weird. What are they thinking? Since Jobs died they did the 16:9 iPhone (which he said would never work) and now this? :-/
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only fools buy the mac pro, anyway. I can understand, perhaps, the macbook pros because of the decent battery life and the delicious resolution, but a mac pro is literally just a PC with a 300% price increase and OSX pre-installed.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

iDontEven

What's this thing's form factor? Or chipset? It looks like it won't be compatible with any non-proprietary parts. And what's the hole in the top for? Is it a fan? Does this thing double as a change jar, or trash bin? Does...does it blow you?

No doubt this thing will cost you your firstborn male, but hey, if you want a cylindrical computer, you're gonna have to pay.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put some pink lip like stuff in there and you have a giant fleshlight!

You can stick your usb stick into the usb slot and spread your data.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So huh... What was wrong with the ipads?
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lien wrote:
So huh... What was wrong with the ipads?


Same thing that is wrong with the iPhone.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lethean wrote:


You can stick your usb stick into the usb slot and spread your data.


Haha! Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One fan for cooling is cool (har, har), I guess. It kinda goes against all previous mac pros, though. Other mac pros were able to be upgraded but this one looks like that it will have no rooms for upgrades, which kinda kills the idea of a professional computer IMO. This should be the new mac mini, not the new mac Pro.
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