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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meh, NORAD doesn't need to keep Canada safe. Only aerial threat in Canada are the Black Hawks! EH-YO!






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Edit, i'm too lazy to make the gif work
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of you deserve my last post in here.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa lives in our hearts and lets face it most of those mall Santas live at shelters.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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NORAD says that Santa is real. Optimus-Crime and UghRochester say that Santa isn't real. Who do I trust more, the people who keep the United States and Canada safe from aerial threats... or Optimus-Crime and UghRochester?


Keep in mind you're receiving this NORAD / Santa Claus intel from Longo_2_guns. Yes, that Longo_2_guns...but it's totally up to you.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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None of you deserve my last post in here.

What were you thinking? Girls are gross.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have sex with robots.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You would fit right in if you lived in Japan.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 5:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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that's rather subjective. Just because she pops her tits out whenever there's a camera nearby doesn't make her a sex symbol. I don't find her sexy at all. And vapid is the child that Katy Perry inspired.

That British fella knew what he was doing when he divorced that cold fish.
She's a clone of a clone.


I'm all for personal taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder, but if you're trying to tell me if she walked up and offered you a hummer and a sandwich, that you'd say no, you sir are a god damn liar and I'll shit in your shoes and hide your car keys, so you'd be all stressing out, late for work in the morning, and when you finally find them you'll rush to put your shoes on and get out the door. In your rush you'd ignore the squishy feeling between your toes until you're 3 steps away from your car. You'd be all "whats that smell" and you'll think you stepped in shit, so you'd lift your shoe to look at it, but it wont be on the bottom, no, by lifting your foot up it'll start running down your leg, and for a split second you'd be in denial. "No, is that? No", after that you'll fall down in a heap and begin to sob, then you'd call in sick to work and have to explain that somehow, someone mysteriously shat in your loafers, and then your boss will think you're retarded and everyone at work will laugh at you and call you shit toe jam behind your back
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But that's such a bullshit premise because 8 out of 10 times I'm taking the hummer and the sandwich.
- 1 for trap factor (that's all you, Urban)
- 1 for Hellmann's Mayonnaise (bleh)
Still doesn't mean she's hot. Don't be a prisoner of the moment; those are some great tits, but so what? Having said that, don't let perfect be the enemy of good, so yeah, I'd take the hummer and sandwich.



Shit in shoe, though, is completely plausible otherwise. It's something for me to think about.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'm all for personal taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder, but if you're trying to tell me if she walked up and offered you a hummer and a sandwich, that you'd say no, you sir are a god damn liar and I'll shit in your shoes and hide your car keys, so you'd be all stressing out, late for work in the morning, and when you finally find them you'll rush to put your shoes on and get out the door. In your rush you'd ignore the squishy feeling between your toes until you're 3 steps away from your car. You'd be all "whats that smell" and you'll think you stepped in shit, so you'd lift your shoe to look at it, but it wont be on the bottom, no, by lifting your foot up it'll start running down your leg, and for a split second you'd be in denial. "No, is that? No", after that you'll fall down in a heap and begin to sob, then you'd call in sick to work and have to explain that somehow, someone mysteriously shat in your loafers, and then your boss will think you're retarded and everyone at work will laugh at you and call you shit toe jam behind your back



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You should release a book named "1001 things to do with shit".

I bet you'd need at least 10 volumes as well.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Icepick wrote:
Optimus-Crime wrote:
that's rather subjective. Just because she pops her tits out whenever there's a camera nearby doesn't make her a sex symbol. I don't find her sexy at all. And vapid is the child that Katy Perry inspired.

That British fella knew what he was doing when he divorced that cold fish.
She's a clone of a clone.


I'm all for personal taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder, but if you're trying to tell me if she walked up and offered you a hummer and a sandwich, that you'd say no, you sir are a god damn liar and I'll shit in your shoes and hide your car keys, so you'd be all stressing out, late for work in the morning, and when you finally find them you'll rush to put your shoes on and get out the door. In your rush you'd ignore the squishy feeling between your toes until you're 3 steps away from your car. You'd be all "whats that smell" and you'll think you stepped in shit, so you'd lift your shoe to look at it, but it wont be on the bottom, no, by lifting your foot up it'll start running down your leg, and for a split second you'd be in denial. "No, is that? No", after that you'll fall down in a heap and begin to sob, then you'd call in sick to work and have to explain that somehow, someone mysteriously shat in your loafers, and then your boss will think you're retarded and everyone at work will laugh at you and call you shit toe jam behind your back


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

^This.

Also, I didn't think she was that good looking until I saw her int hat green outfit. She is pretty attractive. But Russel Brand can't hear Katy's sob's of wanting to get back together over the piles of 10/10 barely 18 pusy stacked infront of his hotel rooms every night. And to add to it banging a chick like Katy only makes the 11/10 chicks want him more.

Couple that with the fact that he looks like a heroin addict and probably unbearably is full of himself and you start to wonder how he even gets chicks at all... Man.. Some guys just have all the luck.




but i digress. I would b/c shes Katy, but her body def comes on other, cuter, looking women too. Her face is an 7.5 at best, IMO
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Perfect gif.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm kinda with OC on this one. With a gallon of makeup on she is pretty hot, but in a few of the pics where she isn't wearing any, she looks pretty middle of the road. I mean she is still pretty good looking, but not the same. The fact that she's got the body of a porn star makes up for a lot though.

Of course, you could say that about a lot of women who are actors/singer/whatevers so it isn't something that she is the only one doing. Actually a lot of women in general. They got foundation to make the face look nicer, bras to make their tits look bigger, spanx to make them look thinner, shoes and pants to make their ass look nicer, basically everything about a woman is a lie until you get to wake up next to her in the morning and see her with her guard down.

Speaking of make up and porn stars, here is a link to a slide show of before and after pictures of female pornstars with how they look with and without makeup. (these are safe, don't worry.) Are you ready for some reality?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/03/porn-stars-without-make-up_n_3379731.html
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



Santa's dead.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is why the light switch was invented for just turn it off and play with her boobs if you find her unattractive me on the other hand I would do terrible things to her
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

go shake any woman awake at 3 am and see how good she looks, especially if you were just giving her the love stick to her asshole for 2 hours before that
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I stand by my word.

RIP Santa
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Icepick wrote:
go shake any woman awake at 3 am and see how good she looks, especially if you were just giving her the love stick to her asshole for 2 hours before that


25 people can be woken at 3am and I'd bet maybe only 3 of them could take a worse picture than Katy Perry's. That picture, man... FUCK. 3 days later and it's still a crater in the universe
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Optimus-Crime wrote:
Icepick wrote:
go shake any woman awake at 3 am and see how good she looks, especially if you were just giving her the love stick to her asshole for 2 hours before that


25 people can be woken at 3am and I'd bet maybe only 3 of them could take a worse picture than Katy Perry's. That picture, man... FUCK. 3 days later and it's still a crater in the universe

Oh, that was Katy Perry? Did not recognize.
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